It all comes down to tonight. I guess we’re all rooting for Blais, because really, what other option do we have?
Tonight: Mike Isabella wins, and we all cry. Right? And someone has to cook Morimoto’s last meal; I hope he picks fish noodles.
We lost Hootie Hoo, so I don’t know that I have a horse in this race anymore; Antonia, I guess. Or: Anyone But Mike.
Tonight: The Bahamas. And I might not be around, because I’m at a family thing tonight, but I’ll try!
Every week I cross all my fingers and toes for a Mike Isabella elimination, and every week I am thwarted. Will today be my day?
Tonight, Paula Deen, so expect a challenge involving lots of fat. Also, Marcel returns, which really just seems wholly unnecessary. We haven’t had time to miss him, have we? Didn’t think so.
Tonight on Top Chef: Muppets. Including, unfortunately, Elmo. And then we’re inexplicably in Target, and everyone’s making soup.