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12.17.08Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 6Tonight: MARTHA. I'm trying to keep an open mind. I've been scared of her ever since I saw a Christmas episode of her show where she covered the WHOLE SIDE of her house with chicken wire and painstakingly wove evergreen boughs into it until the the entire side was covered. You know, for a festive look. That is not the behavior of a sane woman. That is the behavior of a woman who has torched Santa's workshop out of jealous rage and had all the elves sent down to Bedford in shipping containers to spend the season making homemade ornaments ...
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12.10.08Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 5Tune in tonight as the cheftestants attempt to not destroy Gail's bridal shower. Way to get yourself a freebie there, Simmons. I'm sure everything will turn out fine. See you after the jump! Continue Reading...
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12.03.08Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 4Are you ready for Rocco DiSpirito and his frozen-Italian-food-shilling, preternaturally smooth and unlined face? I'm not! But join me here anyway. Continue Reading...
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11.26.08Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 3T-minus one hour. There will be cooking. There will probably be some kind of Thanksgiving-in-July thing. There will be Foo Fighters, which makes total sense. We may finally figure out who Melissa is. Or, you know, not. Continue Reading...
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11.19.08Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 2Same bat time, same bat channel. See you at 10! Commentary starts below the jump... Continue Reading...
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11.12.08Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 150 minutes from now, right here: liveblogging the new batch of cocky, befauxhawked cheftestants. Who will throw who under the bus first? What kind of strangely inappropriate clothing will Padma wear? Is Tom Colicchio capable of not being a total dickwad? Why are reality show contestants so much more prone to fatal bus accidents than the rest of us? Will I actually have anything to say? Join me - this post will be contiually updated, assuming this 8-year-old Toshiba laptop can take it, and the comments are ready and waiting for your expletive-laden judgment. See you after the jump! ETA: Can't ...
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