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the frig?
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11.05.08Flat-Packed FrigSeriously: what the hell is this stuff? I read the name of this dish in the original poster's caption, and I'm pretty sure this is a particleboard dresser I bought at IKEA in 1997. Continue Reading...
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11.03.08Novel McCain campaign idea, or woman whose house is totally getting egged next year?Okay, maybe this is only nominally about food. But candy is food, right? It better be, because all I had for breakfast were leftover fun-size Nestle Crunch bars that someone brought into the office.* Politics aside, I think we can all agree that the trees in this woman's yard need a good TPing. *Note to manufacturers: A full size candy bar is MUCH MORE FUN.
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10.29.08From one of the world’s finest culinary minds, we are proud to present…the Frig?There's a dark side to genius and an invincibility complex engendered by fame that drives one to create something like this and label it "food." Note well, grasshoppers: "Edible" and "food" are not interchangeable terms, especially not at 250€ a head. Continue Reading...
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10.25.08Weekend Frig: It’s the gravy what makes ‘em special.That, and the 3500mg of cholesterol. For those playing at home, that's a scant 1170% of your RDA! Continue Reading...
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10.02.08Now we know where to march with our pitchforks and flaming torches.Remember these? Now we know who to blame. Continue Reading...
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09.25.08It’s my first time…be gentle.Sometimes scrambled eggs with jelly are just scrambled eggs with jelly. Plum jelly, to be precise. Not that I would ever want to eat those particular scrambled eggs, but I can't deny their inherent egg-ness. Continue Reading...
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09.24.08I would not eat this in a boat, I would not eat it with a stoat.It's like the unreleased B-side to Morphine's "French Fries with Pepper": Spaetzle with Jelly*. It fits into the song structure and everything! It's now stuck in my head! 9-9-99, I hope I'm sitting on the back porch, drinking red wine, singing oooooh....spaetzle, with jelly. Problem is, this is not that thing. Continue Reading...
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09.20.08Life is so much easier now…...that I don't have to go through the trouble of digging out a butter knife every time I want a peanut butter sandwich. You know how it goes: you want peanut butter, but you end up smearing it all over your forearms and the cat and then dropping the knife down the garbage disposal which ruins the disposal and that's the FOURTH ONE you've had to replace this year and the peanut butter smeared all over the cat attracts coyotes who block your way to the car so you can't get to Home Despot anyway and DEAR GOD ...
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09.17.08The Frig? It’s a walk in the park, literally.I read the original poster's caption, and I'm still guessing daylily. Continue Reading...
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09.12.08AN EXTREME FRIGGING CLOSE-UPSeveral people came really, really close to guessing the last Frig?, but I've gotta give it to eagle-eyed reader Gwynne who hit the nail on the head with her precise answer (and explanation). "Dragon fruit and grape steeped in rice vinegar. It’s drunk diluted in water for beauty and/or health reasons." Who knew? You do, now. (All the potato people: Really? Were we looking at the same picture?) Continue Reading...
...as of late
- You are so not off the hook
- 2008, Over and Out
- Weekend Frig: Yes, I am 12 Years Old
- Waiting for Santa
- Waterloo du patisserie, deuxieme
- Waterloo du patisserie, le premiere part.
- Cheap Ass Monday: Cuddle up with a big bowl of Cheerios
- I didn’t have a single drink, ocifer.
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