I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Least Likely To Be Invited Back to the Book Club After That Incident With the Melon Baller." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
Gentle readers, I have a question for you on the direction of the blog. On one hand, it’s my blog, and it’s gonna go where it damn well pleases. On the other, I like to maintain the facade of caring what you think.
I mean, in my world, pretty much every day is Food Day, but I guess it can’t hurt to have an official celebration. Holla!
I know I will: I opened the big box to find an ice cream maker with compressor; suck it, frozen bowl! And Brian, upon opening his gift, proclaimed me a FOUR STAR giftmaster general! AND, it’s my birthday! So many exclamation points! So much joy! I hope everyone who’s celebrating has a marvelous day.
He says Happy Made-Up Hallmark Holiday and / or co-opted celebration of ancient Roman fertility festival Lupercalia!
Tonight, rather than spend my money on crab claws or lobster tails or vanilla beans or porterhouse steaks, I’ll be donating the average amount of a Smackdown to Haitian earthquake relief, and I’ll add another dollar for everyone who comments on this post before Saturday at noon EST. If you did the same on your ...
HEY! Have you entered the Jamie Oliver giveaway yet? Is this a great intersection, or THE GREATEST intersection? You be the judge.