And so, after a scant two and a half weeks of unbearable pain, the mystery is solved. I am filled both with profound relief, and with the urge to climb to the top of a mountain and yell, “SUCK IT, DOCTORS.”
I would like to amend last night’s post to say that I will also accept illegal drugs. Whatever works, you know?
Behold, some pages of the internet that may amuse you in your invalid state, assuming you can position yourself adequately on the plank upon which you lay to assuage your back pain and that you don’t pass out from the Oxycontin. Oh wait, that’s just me.
The internet: let us spelunk in its cave of wonders! Lose ourselves in its mesmerizing series of pipes! Revel in the richness of the 0.02% of its content that is not sexy-time or kitten oriented!
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