kitchen crap
awesome shit that i want michelle to have
Today comes thanks to cook eat FRET‘s Claudia, who totally gets me because she’s my secret internet girlfriend. Well, not so secret anymore. hi. claudia here from cook eat FRET filling in for michelle while she’s having an extended manicure. on her brain. or something like that.
Technology, destroying life’s pleasures one forkful at a time.
“The IC3 concept consists of a computerized shaft with 3 interchangeable eating apparatuses; fork, spoon, and knife. The fork analyzes composition such as fat, protein, sugars. The spoon measures weight, and the knife takes temperature readings. Together this info creates a detailed report on what you’re eating.” (From Yanko Design) Then it feeds the info ...
All the party people in the house say HO…ly Jesus, I need a nap
So on top of everything else, I’ve come down with the cold that ate New York. Or rather, the cold that deafened New Yorkers’ already selective hearing with its hacking cough and trumpetlike snoring, and drowned the city in unctuous, sticky mounds of mucous from the never-ending supplies in our sinus cavities. Yesterday I slept ...
Thursday Night Crapdown: Now with 83% more crazy!
Your dishware thinks you are a LOSER and it is NOT AFRAID to tell you. What’re you gonna do, not eat? Just internalize the insults and finish up your Hamburger Helper like a good rube. (Plates from Vandalized Vintage)
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