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I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Say Something Completely Inappropriate to a Major Religious Figure." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.

The Friday Night Smackdown That Couldn’t: Aspic

We all know whose fault it really is: Julia Child. Kidding! It’s obviously gelatin, in league with Julia Child.

Aug, 22

The Bleakest of the Bleak

Comments are closed and we have a winner!

Jun, 28

Saltines and Xtreme Mango Gatorade

The dinner of champions. Also the breakfast and lunch of champions. So maybe not so much with the food poisoning. Virus? E-coli? Something ain’t right here. I should not be this up close and personal with a bottle of Kaopectate.

Jun, 07

Horrifying Shit That I Do Not Want Tuesday

It can’t be all sunshine and rainbows. I give you this line to contemplate: “What child doesn’t imagine a house made of meat during the holidays?” Does it resonate with you? If so, please stay far away from me at all times.

Apr, 07

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