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thursday night smackdown: nashville tn. is in the goddamn house
i was going to say the ‘fuckin’ house’ but i’m still not bold enough to slip that into the title. ok, so… i know, i know, it’s a bit of of a let down. you come looking for michelle and you get me. i’m incredibly sorry in advance but i’m only apologizing once. so suck ...
Cheap Ass Monday: Dear Lord, it BURNS
It’s not that I don’t like spicy foods, it’s just my heat threshold is low. Very low. Kind of like an infant, or maybe a puppy. Brian, on the other hand, has been known to eat actual fire for shits and giggles; his favorite hot sauce is called “Sweet Death” and every bottle comes with ...
Cheap Ass Monday: Going All Derrida On Your Behind
It warmed my heart to see all you Aqua Teen fans. It’s too bad the Wolfen is going to come for you with his razor. This odd transitional season – one-half Indian summer, one-quarter early autumn, one-quarter what the fuck is going on make up your damn mind – calls for an odd transitional dish. ...
The Dodge & Graham Horse and Pony Jamboree: Epilogue
Thank god, someone made actual dinner. The Horse and Pony Jamboree was a hell of a lot of fun to watch, but, as you may have gleaned, there was not a lot of finished food produced. It fell to the old guard to produce actual, nourishing food that would keep us sated for more than ...
Thursday Night Smackdown: The Horror, Y’all. The Horror.
OH DEAR GOD IT BURNS. Lock your doors, pull down the window shades and turn off the lights: Paula Deen & Friends are Living It Up, Southern Style with “Chicken Divan” and you DO NOT want to be there when it happens. I was there and I will never be the same. MAY YOU ALL ...
Thursday Night Smackdown: Everything’s Better With Butter
Nothing on this plate is not coated in butter. Nothing! Every time I endure a Smackdown that stretches the boundaries either of food or my patience, I have to do a 180 the next week to recover. That’s why this week we turned to a chef who, although she has an entire chapter on meat-based ...
Let’s appropriate others’ cultural heritages: Happy Cinco de Mayo!
Speaking of appropriating: currently on my TV is a commercial for the Mohegan Sun casino with a jingle sung to the tune of “My Sharona.” Clever, or harbinger of the end of culture? Cinco de Mayo: A day where office workers everywhere can gather at Mexican chain restaurants for happy hour and get smashed on ...