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Smackdown: Am I not skinny yet? WHY NOT?
I mean, seriously: it’s been four days. I figured the whole process would take about a week, am I right?
Monday Night Smackdown: Deep Fried Keller
Let the week of merriment begin! And we’ll kick it off with a bang: that’s right, there’s some Thomas Keller shit going on in the hizzy tonight. Say hello to your gracious stand-in du jour, Leena of Leena Eats This Blog, who has the guts to take on Keller and would never use a word ...
Tight Ass Tuesday: Millions of Peaches
Millions of Peaches, Peaches for Me Millions of Peaches, Peaches for Practically Free Because They Were Slightly Overripe and I Got the Whole Basket for $1.50 at the Farmer’s Market.
The Friday Night Smackdown That Couldn’t: Aspic
We all know whose fault it really is: Julia Child. Kidding! It’s obviously gelatin, in league with Julia Child.
Tight Ass Tuesday: Seriously, whitewash this fence
Why is it that you go to therapy to make yourself feel better, you spend an hour talking about horrible crappy things, and then you leave feeling worse? If I want to feel bad about myself, I could just look at myself naked in a mirror, jump up and down a few times and pocket ...