I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Least Likely To Be Invited Back to the Book Club After That Incident With the Melon Baller." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
I know, I know, it’s very nondescript. Look, I didn’t have any fucking chives, okay? Get off my back. I think I’ve finally found the source of all my mental health woes: Food-related blog events. Who knows how many people have been rendered incapacitated by the Daring Bakers or Tuesdays With Dorie? We’ll never know, ...
Get your cheap-ass self on. PS: No clot.
It’s time for The Recession Special: Hobo Mondays! I’ve got my bindle all a-packed.