We have nine showings this weekend, along with an open house on Sunday afternoon, so I should be sleeping on a giant pile of money by Wednesday.
In the meantime, I offer the following for your Friday afternoon amusement and/or disgust:
- Sure, I acknowledge that it’s gross, but admit it: you like the fries, too.
- EVERY ELEVEN DAYS. And I never go, which means some people are going even MORE frequently to drive up the average.
- He’s spawned his own tiny douchebags, and now he wants YOUR children under his sway, too.
- (1) “The Gambler’s Fallacy” is my favorite and (2) I have to physically restrain myself from using this on Facebook seventeen thousand times a day.
- This should only be viewed by those with strong stomachs, and not within a half-hour of waking up in the morning. I learned the hard way.