Loose Links Sink Ships

We have nine showings this weekend, along with an open house on Sunday afternoon, so I should be sleeping on a giant pile of money by Wednesday.

In the meantime, I offer the following for your Friday afternoon amusement and/or disgust:

-  Sure, I acknowledge that it’s gross, but admit it: you like the fries, too.

EVERY ELEVEN DAYS. And I never go, which means some people are going even MORE frequently to drive up the average.

-  He’s spawned his own tiny douchebags, and now he wants YOUR children under his sway, too.

This inspires me to found my own magazine, Nut Punchers: A Guide to Nut Punching. (via The Spiteful Chef)

-  (1) “The Gambler’s Fallacy” is my favorite and (2) I have to physically restrain myself from using this on Facebook seventeen thousand times a day.

This should only be viewed by those with strong stomachs, and not within a half-hour of waking up in the morning. I learned the hard way.

 

 

7 thoughts on “Loose Links Sink Ships

  1. I wasn’t even aware that Taco Bell was really considered a food item.

    Also, Taco Bell doesn’t have Taco Tuesdays (at least, I don’t think they do), and therefore, they are completely null and void as a fast Mexican food option.

  2. “false cause” is my personal favorite. though i prefer the more traditional “post hoc ergo propter hoc.” things sound way classier in latin.

  3. I think it is rather creepy when a husband and wife, like Tyler & his wife, look more like brother and sister. Shudder.

  4. @randy, it’s cute how you think “douchier” means “classier.” feeling friendly today?

    @tracey, as well it should. the proliferation on pinterest is terrifying.

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