Loose Links Sink Ships
It’s 4:08, and I’m wide awake. Perhaps it’s time to turn to the internet for some amusement, or for the provocation of thoughts, n’est-ce pas? Perhaps you too are awake, and have a similar need.
- Are you not currently sad? You will be now.
- I hear they also train them to be socialist lesbian witches. Just saying.
- This is ten thousand kinds of awesome with a glory hole on top.
- PETA: They just won’t stop giving me reasons not to like them.
- I would totally adopt a kid if I could be sure I got one like Nora.
- We really will believe anything we read, apparently.
- Number 12. Oh, yes.
- Your last drink would be a Coors? Really? Then you are not to be trusted.
- Impress your friends by knowing the proper terminology for a “sham deaf-mute.”
- Can’t any day just be a day any more? No, it can’t, so you may as well toss back some Goobers.
- Triple the serving size, deep fry it and serve with ranch dressing. There: book written.
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I am awake, too. Gahhhhh.
That Santorum pic just made my entire weekend, so thank you for that. Hope you’re able to get some sleep soon without the pain trade-off.
3 cheers for the Socialist Lesbian Witches !
saddest cookbook I ever saw ” vegan for one”.
Santorum pic? BITCHIN’
And the Biden posters? I like 14… just like Batman and Aquaman.
Santorum, what a jerk, love it!
And Mimi… thanks for the hook up!