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I Just Killed a Hobo with a Hammer

Don’t worry, no wizened rail-riders full of life lessons were killed in the making of this post, so don’t go tattling to the authorities like a squealer.  But I DO have a secret to share.

Despite the fact that you all are, for the most part, a bunch of total strangers, I feel odd keeping secrets from you. Yet here I have been, sitting on top of a doozy since late September.  It’s partly to blame for the year-end dearth of posting and will influence TNS in the future, so it’s only right that I spill the beans.

In several posts last year, I alluded to Life Changing Plans to Actualize Hope and Dreams that were consuming my mental energy. I also asked you to share your best tips for making mayo-based potato salad.

If you REALLY loved me and were REALLY astute, you would have put two and two together and figured out that Brian and I are now on month four of a five-year plan that culminates in us moving to the Outer Banks of North Carolina and opening a barbecue joint and catering service.

The concept: from-scratch global barbecue with fresh flavors and imaginative sides.  East Carolina pulled pork,  Texas brisket and Kansas City ribs, yes. But also Cuban pork with mojo, pulled beef with chimichurri, five-spice pork loin, Thai-style ribs and more.

We are currently in phase one of the plan, which involves a lot of recipe development and testing, and a lot of spreadsheets. Also, eating a lot of barbecue in the name of research.

What this means for you: nothing, really. Well, I may be asking for more of your opinions. And at some point, we’ll make trips to U.S. barbecue meccas like Memphis, KC and Austin – there’s that “research” again – so maybe there will be some TNS meetups or something? But overall, your lives will be functionally the same.

So there you go: I am unburdened. You know all my secrets. And if you are planning a trip or special event on the Outer Banks in the spring of 2017 or onward, be sure to look up Sweet Biscuit Barbecue.

The floor is now open for questions.

 

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45 Comments

  1. Rabbi Fletcher
    January 8, 2012

    Dude, if you guys need a place to stay in Kansas City, I have an extra room! It’ll be like 1998 all over again!

  2. amy
    January 8, 2012

    I love this so much! Boo that we are live in CO now, no more OBX trips…but love it all the same! Congrats!

  3. meg
    January 8, 2012

    I have no questions, I’m just really excited!

  4. kaitlyn sage
    January 8, 2012

    If y’all make your way to Memphis, I’d love to show you some of my favorite BBQ joints. Your blog is a real favorite of mine and I’m so excited for y’all in your new endeavors.

  5. Vera
    January 8, 2012

    weeee!!! whereabouts in the OBX?

    I live in Durham (Foodiest small city in America accordint to the illustrious NYT and their freakish love affair with us *rolleyes*) and have a few visits to various spots along the coast every year…would love to see yours!!

    much luck!!! NC is a great place….

  6. Kate C
    January 8, 2012

    The world can always use more barbecue Hooray I must start planning a trip for 2017 **grin**

  7. lasomnambule
    January 8, 2012

    Congratulations! Gollee the world needs more barbecue. And how glamorous is Outer Banks as a place to live?! My in-laws recently bought a home in St. Simon’s GA which is not at all close but maybe just maybe we can do a drive South and hit up Sweet Biscuit along the way!

  8. Lauren
    January 8, 2012

    delurking to say CONGRATS! What an exciting adventure! I wish I lived in the area so I could eat at your place all the time. Good luck to you and your hubby!

  9. camille
    January 8, 2012

    Well that rules. I will have to make a trip down there at some point in my life (awfully thoughtful of you to make it 5 years out; I know I won’t be able to get to the Outer Banks anytime soon), because this sounds like a world of deliciousness.

  10. Sarah
    January 8, 2012

    That’s awesome- very few people actual do anything about their dreams. Way to buck a trend.

  11. Karen@MIgnardise
    January 8, 2012

    WOW! That’s hugely exciting! And how fun to plan this, with the research and all.
    Second acts are awesome!

  12. michelle
    January 8, 2012

    @vera, probaby in kitty hawk or kdh. my family is in southern shores, and i definitely want to be close to them.

  13. ieatsigrins
    January 8, 2012

    Great concept! Yah, ya concept’s good. And I win, too, as I frequent OBX. Will chow down as necessary to help your business succeed. Looking forward to your posts as you get closer to actualizing your hopes and dreams.

  14. Delia
    January 8, 2012

    Okay, 2017?!? That is not nearly close enough.

  15. Ann Marie
    January 9, 2012

    Terrific! So happy for you both. I have no connections, cash, or advice to give you, but will be monitoring progress so that we can definitely be among your earliest customers!

    Terrifyingly exciting!

    Ann Marie

  16. Kristen
    January 9, 2012

    That is so exciting! I’m ready to watch Guy Fieri visit you! (I’d go too if I was a little closer, but Phoenix is quite a hike). What will the desserts be like?

  17. Alice
    January 9, 2012

    That’s so exciting! I can’t wait to visit your restaurant!

  18. cynic1
    January 9, 2012

    I KNEW you were plotting something wonderful! I’m so freaking happy for you!!

  19. Gloria
    January 9, 2012

    YAY! Now, if I can only find some way to come buy some…or if you could deliver to Philly, that’d be great :)

  20. Robyn
    January 9, 2012

    Congrats! That is incredibly bad-ass.

  21. Celestine
    January 9, 2012

    Great news! Norfolk isn’t too far from OBX at all.

  22. Elizabeth
    January 9, 2012

    Excellent! I’ve always wanted to see Kittyhawk. I can wait five years. Glad to hear the life-changing plans revolve around food. I was terrified you’d decided to become a doctor or something ghastly.

  23. Emily
    January 9, 2012

    Holy crap — so awesome! I’m totally drooling, as well as happy for you both — good luck on this new adventure!

  24. michelle
    January 9, 2012

    thanks for all the good wishes, everyone – we’re pretty psyched, too!

    @kristen, i’m still working on desserts. definitely my bourbon-gingersnap banana pudding, a bread pudding and a coconut cake. got some ideas for me?

  25. Carrie Ann
    January 9, 2012

    This sounds great! It’s awesome to see people following their dreams. You guys are an inspiration.

    My in-laws’ place is in the Core Banks, near Beaufort. We’ll definitely make a point of getting up to your place – I’d love to see more of the OBX. Best of luck with everything!

  26. kayb
    January 9, 2012

    Way cool! Add me to the guide list for the Memphis excursion — we’ll road trip off into the Arkansas Delta and give some of the classic holes-in-the-wall a try.

    Will e-mail you my Crittenden County Jail Slaw recipe. It’s the best slaw in the world for barbecue. I promise this.

    And, re: desserts. I believe it may be illegal to have a barbecue joint in the South that doesn’t serve lemon icebox pie for dessert. Or perhaps that’s just in the Memphis/MidSouth area.

  27. anastassia
    January 9, 2012

    no questions, but congrats and good luck with your plan!

  28. SallyK
    January 9, 2012

    OMG! I was holding my breath thinking, she’s gonna have a baby LOL!! I think opening a restaurant will be a lot like labor, only take a lot looonnngggeeerrrr…. Good luck, can’t wait to visit you there!

  29. Bev
    January 9, 2012

    i know this is way to early for your plans, but please include a BBQ Sampler appetizer or entree plate for those of us who can’t pick JUST ONE.

  30. Heather
    January 9, 2012

    So exciting! Cant wait to read all about your journey ahead!

  31. Kristen
    January 9, 2012

    I’m not creative enough to come up with appropriate yet imaginative dessert ideas! I just like to hear about them and eat them. I’ll take a slice of coconut cake, please! (I will say that I always look for a fruit-y crisp-type dessert at BBQ joints) (and lemon meringue pie sounds really yummy right now too)

  32. Lis
    January 9, 2012

    SO COOL! I love it! Gives me hope of opening my dream bakery or breakfast place some day… Law firms kill your soul… or at least they are killing mine.

  33. Julia
    January 9, 2012

    Congratulations on your plans, and best of luck!

  34. miserichik
    January 9, 2012

    OMG Michelle that is amazing. I am so happy and proud for you to realize your dreams of barbecue. I would totally visit and eat too much and be full and burpy.

  35. Abbie
    January 10, 2012

    Dude, that’s awesome! It is so inspiring to see people follow their dreams. Best of luck!!!

  36. Brittany
    January 10, 2012

    Good for you! It’s great that you’re going to do something you love. Not everyone is that lucky. Can’t wait until it opens and I have an excuse for an Outer Banks vacation. Best of luck!

  37. emily | nomnivorous
    January 10, 2012

    So………. can I come visit you on OBX when I need to escape the New York crazies? I’m a great houseguest, I pay in delicious baked things.

    Just sayin… Because the OBX is the one part of my home state I lurve.

  38. burkie
    January 10, 2012

    i’m rooting for ya. best of luck, michelle!

  39. Lisa
    January 11, 2012

    So exciting, congratulations!

  40. randy
    January 11, 2012

    I’m going to be the only sibling without my own restaurant. I feel so empty.

    Seriously, that is wonderful and exciting news! All the more reason for us to visit OBX with an appetite.

  41. Connie
    January 12, 2012

    Bravissima!!

  42. Kimmen
    January 14, 2012

    whoa. just catching up in my reader. dang. I love your blog, so I guess I’ll be heading down for some BBQ. makes my mouth water just to think of it.

  43. Tina
    January 14, 2012

    OBX??? BBQ??? I can’t wait!!!

  44. Maryann
    January 15, 2012

    Wow. Good for you. As we are making a huge change in our lifestyle this year, can’t wait to read updates. Glad to see others embracing change. Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!

  45. Beth
    January 19, 2012

    This is great. We hope to be in Kill Devil Hills full-time by 2017, too. Perhaps you will have a job for me! Seriously, congratulations….I’m so excited to hear about other folks that love it there as much as we do, and the menu items suggested above don’t hurt one bit.

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