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Awesome Shit That I Want Monday
BUT FIRST! A nod to Ohio: I tried the Cincinnati chili on a hot dog with mustard and cheese (forgot the onions, tragically), and it was darn good. A tip of the hat to Ohio.
Loose Links Sink Ships
The internet: let us spelunk in its cave of wonders! Lose ourselves in its mesmerizing series of pipes! Revel in the richness of the 0.02% of its content that is not sexy-time or kitten oriented!
Where Do Bad Folks Go When They Die?
I’m not going to take it as far as Brian and assert that all people from Ohio are sub-human pig-men. Or women. Pig-people. Whatever. But still, chili over spaghetti? Color me confused.
L’Ennui…Don’t Say I Didn’t Warn You
I am undone. Perhaps the State of the Union address will perk me up, but, you know, probably not. Oh well, at least I had a really good sandwich for dinner.
Awesome Shit That I Want Monday
A place for everything, and everything in its place. Especially when it comes to beer!
Don’t Listen to a Single Thing I Say
Remember when I told you to ignore the USDA and cook your duck to 130? I take it all back! I didn’t mean it! I’m sorry, USDA! I’ll do whatever you say, just stop the green shits.