It’s the Monday after Thanksgiving, that joyous day when we all engage in extreme time theft at work in order to procure gifts for our loved ones from online merchants.
In case anyone was wondering what to get me for my birthday…
Frozen, precooked shrimp? You own a goddamn SEAFOOD RESTAURANT. For the love of Pete, man. What’s next, Paula Deen pre-marinated pork loin? STANDARDS, people. COME ON. Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Once again, I am at work late on a Thursday, so look elsewhere for your entertainment.