Thursday Night Smackdown
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Awesome Shit to Buy for Others Cyber Monday

It’s the Monday after Thanksgiving, that joyous day when we all engage in extreme time theft at work in order to procure gifts for our loved ones from online merchants.

Nov, 28

Bad Blogger! Bad! Off!

There are a myriad of ways you can tell that I’m a shitty blogger.

Nov, 24

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

In case anyone was wondering what to get me for my birthday…

Nov, 21

Really?!

Frozen, precooked shrimp? You own a goddamn SEAFOOD RESTAURANT. For the love of Pete, man. What’s next, Paula Deen pre-marinated pork loin? STANDARDS, people. COME ON. Sorry, had to get that out of my system. Once again, I am at work late on a Thursday, so look elsewhere for your entertainment.

Nov, 17

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Woe betide my teeny tiny kitchen.

Nov, 14

Wordless Weekend: Cake!

Nov, 13
Picture it: Sicily, 1922

Picture it: Sicily, 1922

Today’s post is brought to you by the POWER OF IMAGINATION.

Nov, 10

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