I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Get Smashed at Prom and Wake Up in the Bathtub Wearing Someone Else's Pants." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
Not me, I like squalor. Squalor, and creamed spinach.
Sep, 13
I need babies. Babies for whom I can purchase fun plushies.
Sep, 12
Now with over 100% more words!
Sep, 08
It looks like we’re having a bit of weather.
Sep, 07
I have a cold and am super congested, so conventional wisdom suggests that I avoid dairy. Lucky for me, Brian says that that’s an old wives’ tale, and that’s all the justification I need to make and eat some ice cream.
Sep, 04
