I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Say Something Completely Inappropriate to a Major Religious Figure." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
Everything smells like meat.
May, 29
I know, I know; you were expecting an invitation to Smoke-a-Thon V: The Brisketing.
May, 27
This? Is the crappiest spring ever. Rain, rain, every day rain.
May, 23
Because you plan your vacations according to what you will eat.
May, 16