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Liveblogging Top Chef All Stars: Episode 13

Tonight: The Bahamas. And I might not be around, because I’m at a family thing tonight, but I’ll try!

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75 Comments

  1. asaucygal
    March 9, 2011

    I’m getting flashbacks of “Best in Show” I used to memorize the names of all the nuts…. hickory nut….pistachio nut…red pistachio nut…

  2. Jess
    March 9, 2011

    second the missing Michelle part (no offense to all of you)

  3. Jess
    March 9, 2011

    I want to punch Mike in the face right now. Did you see that?

  4. tarah
    March 9, 2011

    For the love of son of a b. Mike. Can you not make faces for about five seconds?

  5. Sara
    March 9, 2011

    Oh, Richard, get over yourself. “I hate everything I do.” Riiiiiiiight.

  6. Sara
    March 9, 2011

    Frikkin’ Mike. COME ON.

  7. asaucygal
    March 9, 2011

    Richard, ohhhh Richard..why would you submarine yourself ?

  8. Robyn
    March 9, 2011

    Dammit!!!

  9. tarah
    March 9, 2011

    Congrats. Yours was the worst in a shit storm. And you just admitted to not caring. And maybe it’s just my memory failing me, but is Mike’s dish similar to what Richard’s original plan was?

  10. Michele
    March 9, 2011

    Oh Carla!!

  11. tarah
    March 9, 2011

    *best in a shit storm.

    You can see where my head is.

  12. Sara
    March 9, 2011

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :(

  13. Michele
    March 9, 2011

    Sad. :(

  14. Jess
    March 9, 2011

    sad now.

  15. tarah
    March 9, 2011

    This is a sad, sad night. Mike wins and Carla goes home.

  16. Sara
    March 9, 2011

    Look at her crying. Ugh, hootie boo. :(

  17. Sara
    March 9, 2011

    I blame the fire. Threw her off.

  18. Jess
    March 9, 2011

    does this mean Mike will be in the final 3? I hate to say it but I think he’s better than Tiffany.

  19. tarah
    March 9, 2011

    Yes! foreshadowing is Mike getting a “smack in the face.” Finally, something.

  20. Michele
    March 9, 2011

    I’m definitely bummed, but watching with you guys was a lot of fun! I hope I can make it again when our esteemed hostess is here too!

  21. Sara
    March 9, 2011

    I’m so, so sad. But everyone loves Carla, right? She can feel the love!

  22. Lumos
    March 9, 2011

    Crap!I thought she was going to win the season!Rooting for Mike I(for no apparent reason,except he know Mike V)

  23. Rebecca
    March 10, 2011

    In all the down time if any of these boobs had bothered to check out the Bahamas on Wikipedia they’d have known there ain’t no Bahamian royalty and it was a TRICK!!!

    stoopid chefs. Why did they dumb down their food? Ordinary folks live fine dining.

  24. Rebecca
    March 10, 2011

    Sorry, I meant “like”. *face palm*

  25. Rebecca
    March 10, 2011

    Oh Hootie – did you learn NOTHING from Season 5 finale? No new techniques at the last minute.

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