Who has $1800 burning a hole in his or her pocket?
Let’s see if we can make this happen.
But then, Jimmy Fallon. Can’t win ‘em all.
Slowly but surely.
Keep Calm and Carry On. Sure. Sounds good.
Look, I know I pinky swore yesterday, but that was before I came down with the cold or flu or whatever the fuck it is that I have that’s compelling me to take some Nyquil and pass the hell out instead of watching Top Chef. My deepest apologies.