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Tonight on Top Chef: Muppets. Including, unfortunately, Elmo. And then we’re inexplicably in Target, and everyone’s making soup.
Feb, 16
Who has $1800 burning a hole in his or her pocket?
Feb, 14
Let’s see if we can make this happen.
Feb, 10
Tonight: fondue! But then, Jimmy Fallon. Can’t win ‘em all.
Feb, 09
Keep Calm and Carry On. Sure. Sounds good.
Feb, 07
Look, I know I pinky swore yesterday, but that was before I came down with the cold or flu or whatever the fuck it is that I have that’s compelling me to take some Nyquil and pass the hell out instead of watching Top Chef. My deepest apologies.
Feb, 02