Smackdown: Vindalooooooooo!
Do we have an etymologist specializing in Hindi and/or Portuguese in the house?
Oct, 14
Liveblogging Top Chef Just Desserts: Episode 5
Now, we can add “shoe fetishist” to the list of irritating qualities these contestants possess.
Oct, 13
You’re Gonna Love My Balls
After all, they’re perfectly tender and have just a hint of fennel. What’s not to love?
Oct, 12
Awesome Shit That I Want Monday
Because I don’t know exactly what a “ewer” is, but I know I don’t have one.
Oct, 11
Smackdown: Am I not skinny yet? WHY NOT?
I mean, seriously: it’s been four days. I figured the whole process would take about a week, am I right?
Oct, 07