Liveblogging Top Chef DC: Episode 9
Tonight: Restaurant Wars. Prepare for the inevitable implosion.
All the Party People Say Hey!
We’re back! Thanks to my web guru, Kaiberie, and my host’s emergency backup! If I ever meet you, I will kiss you with tongue!
Seriously, Fuck You.
To the person who hacked my site and installed the malicious code that ate nearly 3 years’ worth of content when removal was attempted:
Extermination
Some site de-bugging is going on, so don’t be alarmed if things look a little weird today.
Awesome Shit That I Want Monday
Problem: You have the unfortunate habit of neglecting to allow your port to breathe before you imbibe, because of an awkwardly-shaped decanter you never end up using.
Smackdown: I Cannot Be Taught
I should know better than to attempt any recipe that involves putting meat in a food processor.
Liveblogging Top Chef DC: Episode 8
Tonight, the chefs are revealed as the philistines they are when they are forced to cook global cuisines with which they have no experience. I mean, really, Brazil? Do they even have a cuisine?