Thursday Night Smackdown
I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Get Smashed at Prom and Wake Up in the Bathtub Wearing Someone Else's Pants." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
I Came, I Cooked, Now Screw It

I Came, I Cooked, Now Screw It

I got home late from work tonight and wasn’t going to Smack Down at all, but I got my shit together and smacked some Thomas Keller Ad Hoc down most righteously. And now it is close to my bedtime, and Flickr doesn’t want to upload any of my photos and I’m a little cranky and ...

May, 20
Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 7

Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 7

Six left to go before we crown the next winner and resume waiting for the REAL Top Chef to come back, and this week we have to do it without Hank Azaria. Susur, Rick, Susan, Marcus, Rick, Jonathan: make it interesting. Please. Previews show some sass, a lot of running and a possible Marcus/Rick showdown. ...

May, 19
Not a Salad

Not a Salad

Another harried weeknight, another bowl of pasta covered in green crap.

May, 18
Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Unfortunately, it’s only available in Brazil. So if anyone’s going, could you pick me up a set?

May, 17
Strawberry Fro-Yo Forever

Strawberry Fro-Yo Forever

Make that “Strawberry Daquiri Fro-Yo Forever.” We’re going all TCBY up in this hizzy!

May, 15
Smackdown: Tally Me Banana

Smackdown: Tally Me Banana

When in doubt, fry.

May, 13
Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 6

Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 6

And then there were seven. Carmen was sent packing back to her (presumably) tiny house last week. Who will be next? How much weed will Jonathan Waxman smoke? Who will cut him or herself on Susur’s cheekbones? Will Rick Moonen ever be vaguely happy about anything? How many times will a Sex and the City ...

May, 12

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