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This artisanal post was handcrafted just for YOU using the finest in locally sourced vocabulary on 09 Mar 2010, and is filed under tight ass.

Tight Ass Tuesday: Tummy Trouble Edition

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Like that’s not enough, I’ve got this demon banshee of a headache.

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Yes, that is chocolate milk and no, I am not five years old. If you ever have the chance to avail yourself of Ronnybrook Farms chocolate milk, you should grab that opportunity.

AND I have heartburn. Which I just typed as heartworm, which, thankfully, I do not have.

Yargh.

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10 Comments

  1. randy
    March 9, 2010

    there’s nothing wrong with this meal. it looks fantastic, with our without a stomach ache.

  2. Robyn
    March 9, 2010

    When I was in law school, one of my classmates made fun of my peanut butter sandwich. That person failed the bar. I did not. That is all.

  3. Theresa
    March 10, 2010

    Mmmmmmmmmmm. P-butter and choccy milk. Looks like the perfect meal to me!

  4. kay
    March 10, 2010

    That is a very artistic peanut butter sandwich.

  5. Aldyth
    March 10, 2010

    Comfort food.

    Mine is creamy tomato soup and a grilled cheese.

  6. Chessa
    March 10, 2010

    Those are some spectacular peanut swirl marks. Feel better.

  7. Tanis
    March 10, 2010

    I hate headaches. I could honestly live a full and happy life without ever having another headache, but if I do, I think I’ll try peanut butter and chocolate milk.

  8. Brian the Cook
    March 11, 2010

    I had a peanut butter sandwich for dinner myself. As I didn’t have tummy trouble but am still unwinding from work, I also had a big, frosty glass of vodka. Your sandwich looked better than mine. Maybe I should have made the sandwich before drinking the vodka.

  9. fiddlemethis
    March 11, 2010

    I detest chocolate milk, but I would happily try the Ronnybrook version, because they rule.

  10. michelle
    March 12, 2010

    hi all, i appreciate all the comments on a lowly peanut butter sandwich. i made the peanut butter extra swirly just for you.

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