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Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Finale, Part Two

Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Finale, Part Two

Yukon Cornelius Jr. vs. the Voltaggio Brothers Electrical and Heating Repair Company. There can be only one. And you know who that better be.

Dec, 09
Taciturn Tuesday: (insert funny headline)

Taciturn Tuesday: (insert funny headline)

Coworker of mine? If you are, you are welcome. This cake is for you.

Dec, 09
WINNER! and Autumno-WinterHolistravaganza Round 5

WINNER! and Autumno-WinterHolistravaganza Round 5

We have a Roosevelvet merch giveaway winner, an oven mitt winner and a new discount code so you can snatch up all the Pepe and Friends ceramics at Shopmodi! Hooray for the Autumno-WinterHolistravaganza!

Dec, 07
Thursday Night Smackdown: Crabby Patties

Thursday Night Smackdown: Crabby Patties

HEY YOU! Vote now on the year’s ugliest oven mitts, and enter to win some free merch! I should have liked this more than I did. I think I’m due for a truly stellar Smackdown next week, between this and the quail.

Dec, 04
Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Finale, Part One

Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Finale, Part One

Tonight: And then there were four. The V Brothers, Shiv and Yukon Cornelius. (Who is just about to come on-screen in “Rudolph.” Synergy!) If Kevin doesn’t make it to the finale, I’ll still liveblog it but I WILL NOT enjoy it.

Dec, 02
Tight Ass Tuesday: Wary of the Salad

Tight Ass Tuesday: Wary of the Salad

I’m not convinced that this salad and I are on good terms. I’ll take it further: this salad has it out for me.

Dec, 02

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