Thursday Night Smackdown
I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Get Smashed at Prom and Wake Up in the Bathtub Wearing Someone Else's Pants." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Dec, 21
Minimally Worded Weekend: Post-Snow Fortification

Minimally Worded Weekend: Post-Snow Fortification

Dec, 20
Thursday Night Smackdown: Stop Me Before I Kill Again

Thursday Night Smackdown: Stop Me Before I Kill Again

Kill my finances, that is. Sorry, no Christmas this year; mommy spent all her money on pre-cooked and shelled fresh lobster meat. Thank god I don’t actually have kids.

Dec, 17
Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: The Reunion

Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: The Reunion

You thought this was done, but it’s NOT. Reunion. I’ll be there. Don’t forget, this shit’s on at 9, not 10.

Dec, 16
Tight Ass Tuesday: “Suck it, Panera.”

Tight Ass Tuesday: “Suck it, Panera.”

I put that in quotes so that Panera knows I didn’t say it. If they need to sue, they can sue Brian.

Dec, 15
Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

I’m nutty for tea.

Dec, 14
Thursday Night Smackdown: The Kind of Crabs You Want to Have

Thursday Night Smackdown: The Kind of Crabs You Want to Have

They’ve got a crunchy topping!

Dec, 10

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