Thursday Night Smackdown
I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Get Smashed at Prom and Wake Up in the Bathtub Wearing Someone Else's Pants." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

Tomorrow, we kick off 93 Plates with Wandering Foodie. Tonight, we get tanked on rum and coke and eat too much Chinese food. Huzzah!

Dec, 31
Tight Ass Tuesday: Atonement

Tight Ass Tuesday: Atonement

Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the less your friends want to be around you.

Dec, 30
Awesome Shit That I Want Monday to Make My Life More French

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday to Make My Life More French

And if I used sugar cubes and drank Absinthe. Which I don’t. But I COULD. And then, I would need these.

Dec, 28
Their goose is cooked. Vraiment.

Their goose is cooked. Vraiment.

And damn, goose is GOOD.

Dec, 25
Wherein the third time is not the charm.

Wherein the third time is not the charm.

It’s Christmas Eve! And we all know what that means.

Dec, 24
Apropos of Nothing

Apropos of Nothing

Brian, on Alex Trebek: “You know why no one likes him? He’s assholier than thou.”

Dec, 24
Ow.

Ow.

Mother Nature has seen fit to drive a rusty spike into my left temple. Every once in a while, she twists it to make sure I’m still paying attention. Therefore, I am forced to abjure from cooking in favor of eating takeout in a dark room.

Dec, 22

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