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Ugly Mitt Voting Opens! and Autumno-WinterHolistravaganza Round Four

Voting opens today for the Ugliest Pair of Mitts. Who’s got ‘em?

Also: remember this Awesome Thing? Its creator has generously donated $25 worth of free merch to one lucky reader, and everyone else gets 20% off through the end of December with the discount code TNSHoliday! (And don’t forget the other live discounts, listed in the sidebar!) I can vouch for the awesomeness of his work personally: it’s awesome.

Leave a comment with the word “GIMME” to win the free merch – you’ve got one week. And go vote!

Y’all made me feel a lot better about my nasty potholders. So tell me: who most needs a pair of new ones?

ugly mitt 5

Too precious for words. Also: ugly.

ugly mitt 4

The filthy handmade special. You know you made one of these.

ugly mitt 3

AAAAAUGH.

ugly mitt 2

Courtesy of the Arkansas Department of Corrections. Classy!

ugly mitt 6

The are no words.

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68 Comments

  1. Robyn
    November 30, 2009

    GIMME! I hope that last potholder wins. It’s sad.

  2. Leanna
    November 30, 2009

    GIMME!!

  3. Dani
    November 30, 2009

    Gimme! Please! Thanks for a chance at the giveaway.

  4. Susan
    November 30, 2009

    Oh my – how can you choose just one? Thanks for the opportunity!

  5. allison
    November 30, 2009

    Gimme! My money’s on the Little Potholder That Couldn’t.

  6. Susan
    November 30, 2009

    Ahh – forgot to say GIMME!

  7. Liz
    November 30, 2009

    Gimmie – what fun!

  8. Kristen
    November 30, 2009

    gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight! (or a fun prize!)

  9. Jesse
    November 30, 2009

    Gimme!!

    That prison one is awesome.

  10. ErikaK
    November 30, 2009

    Wow… I thought mine were bad…. not even. Gimme gimme (hmmm.. Black Flag song?)

  11. Kimness
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME! I’ve seen some yucky potholders before but that last one doesn’t look like it would be even remotely effective.

  12. Allison
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The little potholder that couldn’t…and never, ever, will.

  13. Kat
    December 1, 2009

    Gimme!

    Holy cow… I think I actually had a potholder that was worse than that last one. But I threw it away finally. Ugh!

  14. CheshireKate
    December 1, 2009

    gimme please?

    oh those poor potholders

  15. anna l'americana
    December 1, 2009

    Proving that the best food can be made with the worst kitchen tools…..GIMME!!!!!!!

  16. Rosa
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME a happy christmas, won’t you?!

    That last potholder was an ornament on Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree, I think.

  17. Lisa
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME!
    Also, thanks for the chance to enter, what an awesome shop.

  18. Tina
    December 1, 2009

    Sad, sad little potholder that couldn’t. It should just be put out of its misery, but who would have the heart to do it? GIMME!!!

  19. Kristie
    December 1, 2009

    Gimme, gimme, gimme. I love Roosevelvet’s stuff.

  20. RobbingPeter
    December 1, 2009

    Gimmie.

    The last one was pretty durn bad – but I had to give the homemade beauty a little love. I mean, it took someone some serious time with a Michael’s Pot Holder Making Kit to create that – and look what it has come to … the shame.

  21. fiddlemethis
    December 1, 2009

    Gimme!

  22. adrienne
    December 1, 2009

    gimme. I kinda wish I had the Arkansas Correctional Industries one, so I wouldn’t get burned.

  23. Kate
    December 1, 2009

    Gimme!
    But please do not gimme any of those f’ing potholders. I should of entered one of the ones we found while cleaning out Gramma’s house though. 50 years of encrusted gunk and mice poo makes a damn fine entry, but my mom threw it out before I get a shot. Foiled.

  24. amy
    December 1, 2009

    gimme, gimme, gimme!

  25. kay
    December 1, 2009

    Gimme some love for my Arkansas prison potholder! (I did have a matched pair, but I lost one…or someone took it…)

  26. Ariel
    December 1, 2009

    Gimme and thanks for the giveaways & discounts! Lovelovelove this site & your writing!

  27. juliaf
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME! (please!)

  28. Slauditory
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME! The last potholder fills me with sadness. The correctional potholder, on the other hand, fills me with glee. I don’t know why.

  29. camille
    December 1, 2009

    “Gimme gimme never gets, haven’t you learned manners yet?”

    Uh… no I haven’t. GIMME!

  30. Erica
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME!

  31. Tanis
    December 1, 2009

    Gimme, Gimme, Gimme some free merch, please.

  32. tarah
    December 1, 2009

    Gimme!

    And blast it all. I completely forgot to email a picture of mine in time. I blame it on Thanksgiving, though I’m not sure it could have stood up the the Little Potholder that Couldn’t or Handmade Horror.

  33. Amy
    December 1, 2009

    GIMMIE

  34. Brandy in VA
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME!

  35. Kristin T
    December 1, 2009

    Gimmie!!

    Also, I have a soft spot in my heart for that homemade potholder because I’m sure my mom has a similar one lovingly saved in her kitchen closet somewhere.

  36. Kara
    December 1, 2009

    Gimmie!

  37. susan
    December 1, 2009

    Please please gimme gimme.

  38. sadie
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME!

    jeez. my potholders are suckier than any of these. i hide them because i am afraid to acknowledge that they may have grazed my food.

  39. Theresa
    December 1, 2009

    Gimmie, gimmie, pretty please. If I had potholders like that, I would be a sleaze!

  40. Sharlene
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME! I love the DOC one — your guests will wonder if you got it because you served time

  41. PSRamsey
    December 1, 2009

    GIMMIE!

  42. PSRamsey
    December 1, 2009

    Or, if you prefer, GIMME!

  43. SallyK
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME -Oh I love that handmade horror – you know he/she can’t give it up because someone special made it – even though that someone special is probably saying, “Mom, throw it away already!”

  44. kath the cook
    December 1, 2009

    OK – I voted….now gimme! I’ve seen some sorry-ass potholders, but I throw them away before they get as bad as the last one. happy holidays!

  45. Miserichik
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME!! I voted….damn, makes my potholders look absolutely AWESOME!

  46. burkie
    December 1, 2009

    gimme!

    the Little Potholder That Couln’t reminds me of a maurice sendak monster.

  47. graciecat
    December 1, 2009

    gimme – i like free stuff!

  48. Andrea
    December 1, 2009

    GIMME! I feel such pride for my sad hand-burning potholders now. They may hold their heads high (easy to do with all that stuck on crap!).

  49. BookishCook
    December 1, 2009

    Gimme!

  50. GrayRat
    December 2, 2009

    Gimme!!

    Seriously, I had a difficult time believing that one potholder could withstand all the abuse of that last one…and remain in a household.

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