Thursday Night Smackdown
I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Get Smashed at Prom and Wake Up in the Bathtub Wearing Someone Else's Pants." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
Tight Ass Tuesday: But I Totally Thought of It First

Tight Ass Tuesday: But I Totally Thought of It First

Energy mustered. Dinner cooked. Fusion. Only one whole week late!

Oct, 13
Awesome Shit That I Want Tuesday Morning

Awesome Shit That I Want Tuesday Morning

I have a piece of art in the kitchen that I love love love, but I’m considering its relocation to the den in favor of these:

Oct, 13
Dining Out Detritus

Dining Out Detritus

Brooklyn Bowl:  Williamsburg, Brooklyn; October 11, 2009 at 2:49PM. Killer Nutella milkshake.

Oct, 12
October 2009 Tight Ass/Hobo Tuesday: Round ‘Em Up

October 2009 Tight Ass/Hobo Tuesday: Round ‘Em Up

I’m very sad to say, there were no jackasses who put falafel in a taco shell. I really, really wanted someone to do it.

Oct, 11
I’m made of flesh and bone, people.

I’m made of flesh and bone, people.

I can do a Smackdown when tired. I can do a Smackdown when sick. I can do a Smackdown while nauseous. What I can NOT do is a Smackdown while exhausted, sick AND nauseous. The guilt that dogs me because this Smackdown was to be a birthday treat for a good friend can only drive ...

Oct, 08
Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Episode 7

Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Episode 7

Top Chef returns this week, and I’m psyched because: Guest Judge Tyler Florence! Do you have any idea how many hits I’m going to get tomorrow for some permutation of “Tyler Florence douchebag”? Off the hook, yo.

Oct, 07
Coughing up blood is no excuse for not blogging.

Coughing up blood is no excuse for not blogging.

Okay, it totally is. It’s also a great excuse for going to the emergency room, and for taking a broad-spectrum antibiotic.* I had a plan for tonight’s dinner and everything, so as soon as this whole coughing-up-blood thing is past I’m all over this shit.

Oct, 06

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