Not Liveblogging Top Chef: Chowder Time
So there’s no new Top Chef tonight. But don’t worry, here are some options for passing the time: Enter the Forking Fantastic Giveaway. Catch up with last week. Run down the street nude, tossing candy to passersby. (I really just wanted to see if you’d do that last one.) Or keep reading, and see what ...
We regret to inform you
That due to real-life jobs (I know! I have one!) Tight Ass Tuesday was not an option last night. However, we are still on for Top Chef, so I’ll see y’all later.
Awesome Shit That I Want Monday
I don’t normally do anything breakfasty in the morning, but while staying with friends the last couple days and having to get up at the ass-crack of dawn I’ve been starting my day with tea.
Suck on that, hotel people.
This is the early morning view from the living room of my gracious hosts during the BlogHer Food conference in San Francisco: And this is what I have in the guest bedroom:
Thursday Night Smackdown: The Slowest Hurry Ever
So there’s this BlogHer Food thing this weekend in San Francisco you may have heard about. And I’m going, flying out after a half-day’s work tomorrow. Here is a partial list of things I have not yet done: (1) laundry, for the clean clothes I will need to ; (2) pack; (3) shower and wash ...
Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Episode 6
Tonight on Top Chef: Penn and Teller, because we haven’t had enough creepy magic-themed challenges in our reality cooking competitions this year. Does anyone outside of 1991 care about Penn and Teller? Really? I don’t believe you.
Tight Ass Tuesday: I am nothing if not predictable. And awesome.
You know, you can do some amazing things with a hand-held vegetable peeler if you put your mind to it. You can also mangle a lot of zucchini, so it’s a damn good thing that they’re cheap as shit at the farmers’ markets right about now.