Thursday Night Smackdown
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Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

HEY YOU! Have you entered the Jamie Oliver giveaway yet? I don’t keep jam out in a pot, but if I did, I would keep it in this. I do keep oil and vinegar out, though.

Aug, 10
Food on a Stick: We’re a’goin’ to the County Fair!

Food on a Stick: We’re a’goin’ to the County Fair!

HEY! Have you entered the Jamie Oliver giveaway yet? Is this a great intersection, or THE GREATEST intersection? You be the judge.

Aug, 10
August 2009 Hobo Tuesday: The Roundup

August 2009 Hobo Tuesday: The Roundup

Have you entered the Jamie Oliver giveaway yet? It’s the Sunday after the First Tuesday following the First Monday but before the First Full Moon of August, so that must mean it’s time for August 2009′s Hobo Tuesday Roundup. Let the rounding begin: May the tightest ass win!

Aug, 09
999/1000 Words

999/1000 Words

That is: 1000 – 1 = 999. The 1: Carnage. Seville Diner, East Brunswick NJ, 1:15PM

Aug, 08
Comfort Me and Get Up Close With Jamie Oliver

Comfort Me and Get Up Close With Jamie Oliver

I’m not saying there’s no Smackdown tonight because of the So You Think You Can Dance finale and it’s true. It’s because of the Crazie, and the SYTYCD finale was just a perk. SYTYCD is my Klonopin and don’t you judge. Instead, I bring you the opportunity to take advantage as I pay it forward. ...

Aug, 06
Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 8

Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 8

And then there were five: – Art “I’m jolly, goddamit. JOLLY.” Smith – Hubert “I’m so French, I’m practically fake” Keller – Rick “No really, I went to Mexico for the food” Bayless – Michael “If I had a nickel for every person who wanted to shove some NapaStyle up my ass I could buy ...

Aug, 05
Tight Ass Tuesday: In the style of OJ, Part II*

Tight Ass Tuesday: In the style of OJ, Part II*

Unless take-out General Tso’s chicken counts. Probably not. It doesn’t meet the “hot as we can stand it” criterion anyway, at least the way Market Boy Chinese makes it.

Aug, 04

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