Who have I become?

Message I just left on the half-and-half carton I share with two other co-workers:

Next time you wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys gone and “Call 911″ scrawled on the wall, ask yourself: ‘How much half-and-half did I drink this week?’

Hey, I’m from Jersey. I know rabbis.

5 thoughts on “Who have I become?

  1. jodi, yes, yes i did. and taped it down with extra tape.

    laurenist, alas, it will not; the office is too small and everyone will think it’s funny.

    but i WILL do it.

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