Message I just left on the half-and-half carton I share with two other co-workers:
Next time you wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys gone and “Call 911″ scrawled on the wall, ask yourself: ‘How much half-and-half did I drink this week?’
Hey, I’m from Jersey. I know rabbis.
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