Who have I become?
Message I just left on the half-and-half carton I share with two other co-workers:
Next time you wake up in a bathtub full of ice with your kidneys gone and “Call 911″ scrawled on the wall, ask yourself: ‘How much half-and-half did I drink this week?’
Hey, I’m from Jersey. I know rabbis.
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You did NOT actually write this. Seriously??
this is definitely going to land you one passiveaggressivenotes.com
jodi, yes, yes i did. and taped it down with extra tape.
laurenist, alas, it will not; the office is too small and everyone will think it’s funny.
but i WILL do it.
If it wouldn’t land me in HR doing the repentance dance, I’d be all over this solution to my milk woes. Love it!
ever read kiss me judas?