I feel normal. I have felt normal now for nearly FOUR WEEKS IN A ROW. DO YOU KNOW HOW OUTSTANDING THAT IS? And I didn’t sacrifice a goat to Ba’al or anything.
Frozen terrine: Layers of blueberry-Lillet frozen yogurt alternated with basil- and lemon balm-infused custard ice cream, and some gingersnap crumblies. Sounds good? Tastes even better. BEHOLD.
Last week’s Smackdown – AKA The Aspic Incident – was a creamy horror. Whenever a Smackdown is a true culinary Ishtar, it’s time for reparations the next week. What to better counteract a creamy horror than a creamy bowl of risotto love?
This week, on Top Chef: Only sixteen idiots are left, and by nights’ end we’ll be down to fifteen! Also, I looked at their Bravo TV bios, and not a one of them is sans either troubling hairstyle or troubling neckwear.
I’m just going to throw this out there, and you can throw it right back: The Duggar Family creeps me out, and I dislike TLC for encouraging America to embrace them. So there.
Aaaand we’re one post further from The Aspic. It’s going to be really, really hard not to constantly post camera-related items. Luckily, I’m a greedy fucker and there’s a lot of shit I want.