Thursday Night Smackdown
I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Get Smashed at Prom and Wake Up in the Bathtub Wearing Someone Else's Pants." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

I feel normal. I have felt normal now for nearly FOUR WEEKS IN A ROW. DO YOU KNOW HOW OUTSTANDING THAT IS? And I didn’t sacrifice a goat to Ba’al or anything.

Aug, 31
Wordless Weekend: Terrine! Genius! Thank you!

Wordless Weekend: Terrine! Genius! Thank you!

Frozen terrine: Layers of blueberry-Lillet frozen yogurt alternated with basil- and lemon balm-infused custard ice cream, and some gingersnap crumblies. Sounds good? Tastes even better. BEHOLD.

Aug, 30
Put your party pants on.

Put your party pants on.

The hobo wagon is coming.

Aug, 28
Thursday Night Smackdown: I was hoping for a little more redemption

Thursday Night Smackdown: I was hoping for a little more redemption

Last week’s Smackdown – AKA The Aspic Incident – was a creamy horror. Whenever a Smackdown is a true culinary Ishtar, it’s time for reparations the next week. What to better counteract a creamy horror than a creamy bowl of risotto love?

Aug, 27
Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Episode 2

Liveblogging Top Chef Vegas: Episode 2

This week, on Top Chef: Only sixteen idiots are left, and by nights’ end we’ll be down to fifteen! Also, I looked at their Bravo TV bios, and not a one of them is sans either troubling hairstyle or troubling neckwear.

Aug, 26
Tight Ass Tuesday: Everything but the kitchen sink. And that slimy chard.

Tight Ass Tuesday: Everything but the kitchen sink. And that slimy chard.

I’m just going to throw this out there, and you can throw it right back: The Duggar Family creeps me out, and I dislike TLC for encouraging America to embrace them. So there.

Aug, 25
Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Aaaand we’re one post further from The Aspic. It’s going to be really, really hard not to constantly post camera-related items. Luckily, I’m a greedy fucker and there’s a lot of shit I want.

Aug, 24

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