Thursday Night Smackdown
I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Get Smashed at Prom and Wake Up in the Bathtub Wearing Someone Else's Pants." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
Twofer

Twofer

1. We have a theme for August’s Hobo Tuesday. Check it and see. 2. Yes, there are Atkins diet food ads running in my ad space. Not of my doing. I apologize. Advertising does not represent the views of management. ETA: Commenter metalchick does, however, raise an excellent point.

Jul, 14
Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Awesome Shit That I Want Monday

Just so you know, I’ll be spending this evening at a wine bar in lower Manhattan listening to Aimee Mann perform. And thank god it’s at a wine bar, because I went running for the first time since 2001 yesterday and EVERYTHING HURTS. The wine, she is needed.

Jul, 13
Hobo Tuesday Roundup: Did I say by noon on Sunday?

Hobo Tuesday Roundup: Did I say by noon on Sunday?

I meant by 10pm. Technical difficulties. And by technical difficulties, I mean it was a beautiful day and I got up and went for a run and went out to lunch and spent the afternoon in the pool and then at around 6:00, while lying in the sun drying out, thought “Oh, shit.” So the ...

Jul, 12
Chiffonading out of the closet

Chiffonading out of the closet

I was going to tweet this but Twitter is being a pain in the ass this afternoon, so I thought I’d open it up here instead: Chiffonade: What the fuck?

Jul, 10
Thursday Night Smackdown: Pepitas!

Thursday Night Smackdown: Pepitas!

I just looked up from the computer to glance at the TV and check out the current stage of the Tour de France, which is actually in Spain today. As if that weren’t strange enough, smack in the middle of the shot I’m confronted by a structure shaped like a 90-foot wang. EXACTLY like a ...

Jul, 09
Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 4

Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 4

Our champions so far: Hubert “The Inevitable Winner” Keller, Suzanne “It’s Not a Coma, It’s a Momentary Fugue” Tracht and Rick “I Can Make ANYTHING Into a Taco, Just Dare Me” Bayless. Tonight: Anita Lo (Annisa, New York City), Douglas Rodriguez (Alma de Cuba, Philly), John Besh (Restaurant August, New Orleans) and Mark Peel (Campanile, ...

Jul, 08
Tight Ass Tuesday: ish Salad

Tight Ass Tuesday: ish Salad

First Tuesday of the month: Tight Ass dinner. Theme chosen by last month’s most impressive tightwad: picnic food. Incredibly mundane response: pasta salad. Level of satisfaction with meal: priceless.

Jul, 07

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