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Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Screw you, Mizrahi

07.01.09 | 6 Comments

What the fuck, Bravo?  Is your Project Runway knockoff featuring dubious renowned American fashion icon and Destiny’s Child member Kelly Rowland really doing that well in the ratings?  We all know the Gunn is coming to Lifetime soon, so give up the ghost.

Issac, you know I love you, but I’m pissed that your steaming pile of a show is preempting Top Chef tonight and I’m pissed that Bravo thinks that re-running two episodes of Ludo is going to appease me.  I AM NOT APPEASED.

You can try to appease yourselves by re-living some of last season; I know a lot of you didn’t hop on board the train until late in the season.  Relive the hijinks and lojinks!  Links below the jump.

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Episode 9

Episode 10

Episode 11

Episode 12

Finale, Part 1

Finale, Part 2

Possibly related, but who can say 'til you read 'em?

    Related posts:

    1. Laissez les bon temps roulez.
    2. Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 1
    3. Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 3
    4. Liveblogging Top Chef: (Hopefully) Drunken Reunion
    5. Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 6

6 Comments

  • On 07.01.09 Syd said:

    I’m so pissed.

    With nothing else on worth watching, I have to quit drinking early, and go to bed.

    Fucking BRAVO.

  • On 07.02.09 Fuzzy said:

    Aighhh. Liveblog SYTYCD instead!

  • On 07.02.09 Holly said:

    I have to concur that Bravo needs to be punished for this one.

  • On 07.02.09 michelle said:

    syd, i know. i had to READ a BOOK. insanity.

    fuzzy, i would, but the whole thing would have been:

    8:05: Mia Michaels says some crazy-ass shit.

    8:08: Mia Michaels says some crazy-ass shit.

    8:13: Mary Murphy makes me want to stab butter knives into my ears.

    8:14: Oh yeah, there’s some dancing.

    holly, i call on you to organize the appropriate reprisal.

  • On 07.04.09 Bev said:

    I am still wondering how a network can COPY an enjoyable TV show and get drek. I mean, THEY WERE COPYING Project Runway, and they still couldn’t get it right?

  • On 07.04.09 ajane2 said:

    Ha Ha, I have to totally agree with Michelle!
    Funny how they all idolize each other too.

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