Thursday Night Smackdown

You're Welcome

This artisanal post was handcrafted just for YOU using the finest in locally sourced vocabulary on 01 Jul 2009, and is filed under top chef.

Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Screw you, Mizrahi

What the fuck, Bravo?  Is your Project Runway knockoff featuring dubious renowned American fashion icon and Destiny’s Child member Kelly Rowland really doing that well in the ratings?  We all know the Gunn is coming to Lifetime soon, so give up the ghost.

Issac, you know I love you, but I’m pissed that your steaming pile of a show is preempting Top Chef tonight and I’m pissed that Bravo thinks that re-running two episodes of Ludo is going to appease me.  I AM NOT APPEASED.

You can try to appease yourselves by re-living some of last season; I know a lot of you didn’t hop on board the train until late in the season.  Relive the hijinks and lojinks!  Links below the jump.

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

Episode 5

Episode 6

Episode 7

Episode 8

Episode 9

Episode 10

Episode 11

Episode 12

Finale, Part 1

Finale, Part 2

This post is a unique and delicate snowflake - there are NO RELATED POSTS...yet....

6 Comments

  1. Syd
    July 1, 2009

    I’m so pissed.

    With nothing else on worth watching, I have to quit drinking early, and go to bed.

    Fucking BRAVO.

  2. Fuzzy
    July 2, 2009

    Aighhh. Liveblog SYTYCD instead!

  3. Holly
    July 2, 2009

    I have to concur that Bravo needs to be punished for this one.

  4. michelle
    July 2, 2009

    syd, i know. i had to READ a BOOK. insanity.

    fuzzy, i would, but the whole thing would have been:

    8:05: Mia Michaels says some crazy-ass shit.

    8:08: Mia Michaels says some crazy-ass shit.

    8:13: Mary Murphy makes me want to stab butter knives into my ears.

    8:14: Oh yeah, there’s some dancing.

    holly, i call on you to organize the appropriate reprisal.

  5. Bev
    July 4, 2009

    I am still wondering how a network can COPY an enjoyable TV show and get drek. I mean, THEY WERE COPYING Project Runway, and they still couldn’t get it right?

  6. ajane2
    July 4, 2009

    Ha Ha, I have to totally agree with Michelle!
    Funny how they all idolize each other too.

Leave a Reply

Don't say anything I wouldn't say. No selling shit.

If you like it here then stop dicking around and subscribe to the feed already.