Cheap Ass Monday: Getting Somewhat More Creative with the Eggs, in That They’re Not Just Sitting On Top
It’s Monday and that means yes, here I am with dinner based around an ovum protein source.* *Another synonym for “egg,” from thesaurus.com: cackleberry. I am so not shitting you.
Headline: Bread Pudding Far Less Dubious Than Source Material
When the challah french toast v. bread pudding decision was put up to a vote on Twitter, french toast won with 100% of the vote. So I made bread pudding, because I like to be contrary and alienate my readers. Plus – and I’m only telling you this because I trust you not to spread ...
Thursday Night Smackdown: Dubious
I just ate a taco and half a quesadilla, despite the fact that I decided to bake bread tonight rather than cook because my stomach is still feeling a little too delicate for a real dinner. I’m not what you would call “clever.” My stomach is also not feeling what you would call “good.” It’s ...
Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 1
The long national nightmare of not having any high-quality reality cooking television comes to an end tonight! Tonight, Hubert Keller (Fleur de Lys), Christopher Lee (Aureole), Michael Schlow (Radius Restaurant), and Tim Love (The Lonesome Dove Western Bistro) go head to head. Also: If Jesus loves me he will make sure that Wylie Dufresne, whenever ...
Will they never stop hounding me?
Apparently, I’ve been nominated for another award, by BlogLuxe, who I’ve never heard of. My category: Most Provocative Blog. Which cracks my shit up, because I believe a full 85% of my posts are about pancakes. Anyway, there’s a button on the sidebar if you wanna vote. Or don’t, in keeping with the majority of ...
Awesome Shit That I Want Tuesday
I want to be genteel. That’s a little difficult to pull off when you’ve spent the past 72 hours tweeting about your bowel problems to total strangers, but I think I could do it if I had this. (HEY! YOU! Yes you, the person not bothering to go past the jump. Top Chef Masters premiers ...