June 2009
A Trip Through Time and Space
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06.30.09Tight Ass Tuesday: Seriously, whitewash this fenceWhy is it that you go to therapy to make yourself feel better, you spend an hour talking about horrible crappy things, and then you leave feeling worse? If I want to feel bad about myself, I could just look at myself naked in a mirror, jump up and down a few times and pocket the $100 bucks. Keep going... Related posts:Tight Ass Tuesday: Old Skool Once up a time, I was a vegetarian. For almost... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.29.09Awesome Shit I Want Monday & A Not-So-Bleak AnnouncementPouring small amounts of liquid has never been so sensual. Keep going... Related posts:Awesome Shit For People Too Lazy To Sit The Hell Up That is, for people like me.... Awesome Shit That I Want Monday Because who doesn’t love a classy ‘stache?... Awesome Shit That I Want Monday Because I love love love ice, but I don’t necessarily... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.28.09The Bleakest of the BleakComments are closed and we have a winner! Keep going... Related posts:WINNER! and Autumno-WinterHolistravaganza Round 5 We have a Roosevelvet merch giveaway winner, an oven mitt... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.27.09Dear 7-11: It’s not you, it’s me.The bar for bleak soups has been raised. Gauntlets have been thrown. RISE TO THE CHALLENGE! Name your bleak soup for a chance to win a copy of Sunday Soups. Leftovers are AWESOME. Also ice cream makers. And wine. Keep going... Related posts:See you next year, honey-chile. We return to New Jersey tomorrow morning. Of course, I... Mostly Wordless Weekend: Frozen Treats for Jesus Blackberry, elderflower and thyme sorbet. You’re welcome, Jesus. (Recipe included.)... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.25.09Thursday Night Smackdown: A benefit of having big feet is that it is literally impossible to put one in your mouthDon't forget to come up with the bleakest soup you can for a chance to win a copy of 'Sunday Soups'! So everyone was all, like, "You have to get A Platter of Figs, it's the best new cookbook ever, it babysits my kids and re-caulked my bathtub and helped me lose 47 pounds in 7 days without even trying." And I was all, like, "I'm not spending thirty bucks on a book with a recipe for tomatoes that is 'slice tomatoes and sprinkle with salt, the end.'" I'd spend twenty on that book, tops. Keep going... Related posts:Thursday Night Smackdown: The ...
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06.25.09Yesterday’s Best Google Search String and a Chance to Win"Bleak Soup." What is the bleakest soup you can think of? Random Number Generator Brian will choose from your bleak, bleak entries, and one of you will win a copy of Sunday Soup. Tweet, post or Facebook (and let me know) for another entry. Comments close Sunday at noon. Related posts:Tight Ass Tuesday: “Suck it, Panera.” I put that in quotes so that Panera knows I... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.24.09Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 3Tonight's masters: Rick Bayless (Frontera Grill and Tompolobampo, Chicago), Cindy Pawlcyn (Mustards Grill, Napa), Wilo Benet (Pikayo, Puerto Rico) and Ludo Lefebvre (Ludo Bites, floating restaurant). Bayless and Pawlcyn can cook their asses off. (I love her cookbook, even though every ingredient list is 17 pages long. His books aren't too shabby either.) Lefebvre seems like an ass, so maybe tonight will be a little less sedate. I'll be pulling for Pawlcyn. See you in 3! Keep going... Related posts:Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 3 Tonight: 6 of last season’s losers return to have their... Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: FINALE And so, a tedious ...
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06.23.09Tight Ass Tuesday: You could bounce a quarter off this dinnerI'm very close to breaking a cardinal rule of blogging. But I'm not going to do it, because I am a warrior. A warrior for proper blog etiquette. Keep going... Related posts:Tight Ass Tuesday: Old Skool Once up a time, I was a vegetarian. For almost... Tight Ass Tuesday: Resouped No, these are not leftovers from last Tuesday.... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.22.09Executive Decision Re: Days of the Week and Rearrangement ThereofYou know, Mondays stress me out. Keep going... Related posts:Forget Ye Not: Tight Ass Tuesday Is this coming Tuesday. Refresh yourselves as to the theme,... V is for Vacation I’m taking one from TNS through the rest of mine,... Apologies Because I know you all wait at the edges of... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.21.09Father’s Day: Choose Your Own AdventureKey Lime Bars: It's pie, but you can eat it with your fingers! What's not to like? I thought I'd make something tasty to bring to Brian's dad's Father's Day barbeque; I'm not a lover of Father's Day, and pie helps. Plus, key lime is another one of those things that are ridiculously easy to make - I feel bad even calling it "cooking" - and if there's anything I love, it's undeserved adulation.* *Speaking of which: go vote for me and my "provocative" blog. Keep going... Related posts:welcome to the vortex of fucking awesomeness [Hey yo, it's Jen from use real ...
...as of late
- Liveblogging Top Chef DC: Episode 12
- A Fine Balance
- Awesome Shit That I Want Monday
- Wordless Weekend: Chocolate Babka
- Smackdown: Not Tofu
- Liveblogging Top Chef DC: Episode 11
i’m in it!
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don't steal my shit.
tag along with me
