June 2009
A Trip Through Time and Space
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06.30.09Tight Ass Tuesday: Seriously, whitewash this fenceWhy is it that you go to therapy to make yourself feel better, you spend an hour talking about horrible crappy things, and then you leave feeling worse? If I want to feel bad about myself, I could just look at myself naked in a mirror, jump up and down a few times and pocket the $100 bucks. Keep going... Related posts:Tight Ass Tuesday: You could bounce a quarter off this dinner I’m very close to breaking a cardinal rule of...Tight Ass Tuesday: Old Skool Once up a time, I was a vegetarian. For...Tight Ass Tuesday: I Didn’t Need ...
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06.29.09Awesome Shit I Want Monday & A Not-So-Bleak AnnouncementPouring small amounts of liquid has never been so sensual. Keep going... Related posts:Yesterday’s Best Google Search String and a Chance to Win “Bleak Soup.” What is the bleakest soup you can think...Awesome Shit That I Want Tuesday Goodness knows I love a ceramic container, especially when they’re...The Bleakest of the Bleak Comments are closed and we have a winner! ... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.28.09The Bleakest of the BleakComments are closed and we have a winner! Keep going... Related posts:Yesterday’s Best Google Search String and a Chance to Win “Bleak Soup.” What is the bleakest soup you can think...Awesome Shit I Want Monday & A Not-So-Bleak Announcement Pouring small amounts of liquid has never been so sensual....Saltines and Xtreme Mango Gatorade The dinner of champions. Also the breakfast and lunch of... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.27.09Dear 7-11: It’s not you, it’s me.The bar for bleak soups has been raised. Gauntlets have been thrown. RISE TO THE CHALLENGE! Name your bleak soup for a chance to win a copy of Sunday Soups. Leftovers are AWESOME. Also ice cream makers. And wine. Keep going... Related posts:See you next year, honey-chile. We return to New Jersey tomorrow morning. Of course,...998/1000 words The missing two: Velveeta carnage. (The frozen sangria helps it...Headline: Bread Pudding Far Less Dubious Than Source Material When the challah french toast v. bread pudding decision... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.25.09Thursday Night Smackdown: A benefit of having big feet is that it is literally impossible to put one in your mouthDon't forget to come up with the bleakest soup you can for a chance to win a copy of 'Sunday Soups'! So everyone was all, like, "You have to get A Platter of Figs, it's the best new cookbook ever, it babysits my kids and re-caulked my bathtub and helped me lose 47 pounds in 7 days without even trying." And I was all, like, "I'm not spending thirty bucks on a book with a recipe for tomatoes that is 'slice tomatoes and sprinkle with salt, the end.'" I'd spend twenty on that book, tops. Keep going... Related posts:Thursday Night Smackdown: It ...
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06.25.09Yesterday’s Best Google Search String and a Chance to Win"Bleak Soup." What is the bleakest soup you can think of? Random Number Generator Brian will choose from your bleak, bleak entries, and one of you will win a copy of Sunday Soup. Tweet, post or Facebook (and let me know) for another entry. Comments close Sunday at noon. Related posts:The Bleakest of the Bleak Comments are closed and we have a winner! ...Awesome Shit I Want Monday & A Not-So-Bleak Announcement Pouring small amounts of liquid has never been so sensual....Comfort Me and Get Up Close With Jamie Oliver I’m not saying there’s no Smackdown tonight because of the... Related posts brought ...
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06.24.09Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 3Tonight's masters: Rick Bayless (Frontera Grill and Tompolobampo, Chicago), Cindy Pawlcyn (Mustards Grill, Napa), Wilo Benet (Pikayo, Puerto Rico) and Ludo Lefebvre (Ludo Bites, floating restaurant). Bayless and Pawlcyn can cook their asses off. (I love her cookbook, even though every ingredient list is 17 pages long. His books aren't too shabby either.) Lefebvre seems like an ass, so maybe tonight will be a little less sedate. I'll be pulling for Pawlcyn. See you in 3! Keep going... Related posts:Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 7 The masters: Hubert Doucharello Bayless Lo Tracht Smith First episode...Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 4 Our champions so ...
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06.23.09Tight Ass Tuesday: You could bounce a quarter off this dinnerI'm very close to breaking a cardinal rule of blogging. But I'm not going to do it, because I am a warrior. A warrior for proper blog etiquette. Keep going... Related posts:Tight Ass Tuesday: Old Skool Once up a time, I was a vegetarian. For...Tight Ass Tuesday: Seriously, whitewash this fence Why is it that you go to therapy to...Tight Ass Tuesday: I Didn’t Need These Lips Anyway HEY YOU! Have you entered the Jamie Oliver giveaway yet?... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.22.09Executive Decision Re: Days of the Week and Rearrangement ThereofYou know, Mondays stress me out. Keep going... Related posts:Danger, Will Robinson! I see some incoming Hobo Monday links, but I’m not...Forget Ye Not: Tight Ass Tuesday Is this coming Tuesday. Refresh yourselves as to the theme,...Twofer 1. We have a theme for August’s Hobo Tuesday. Check... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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06.21.09Father’s Day: Choose Your Own AdventureKey Lime Bars: It's pie, but you can eat it with your fingers! What's not to like? I thought I'd make something tasty to bring to Brian's dad's Father's Day barbeque; I'm not a lover of Father's Day, and pie helps. Plus, key lime is another one of those things that are ridiculously easy to make - I feel bad even calling it "cooking" - and if there's anything I love, it's undeserved adulation.* *Speaking of which: go vote for me and my "provocative" blog. Keep going... Related posts:Headline: Bread Pudding Far Less Dubious Than Source Material When the challah french ...
...as of late
- Apologies
- Tight Ass Tuesday: Tummy Trouble Edition
- Awesome Shit That I Want Monday
- Two-Worded Weekend: Banana Bundt
- Thursday Night Smackdown: A House Divided Cannot Stand
- Tight Ass Tuesday: Did Not Suck
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