Thursday Night Smackdown
I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Least Likely To Be Invited Back to the Book Club After That Incident With the Melon Baller." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
Tight Ass Tuesday: Seriously, whitewash this fence

Tight Ass Tuesday: Seriously, whitewash this fence

Why is it that you go to therapy to make yourself feel better, you spend an hour talking about horrible crappy things, and then you leave feeling worse?  If I want to feel bad about myself, I could just look at myself naked in a mirror, jump up and down a few times and pocket ...

Jun, 30
Awesome Shit I Want Monday & A Not-So-Bleak Announcement

Awesome Shit I Want Monday & A Not-So-Bleak Announcement

Pouring small amounts of liquid has never been so sensual.

Jun, 29
The Bleakest of the Bleak

The Bleakest of the Bleak

Comments are closed and we have a winner!

Jun, 28
Dear 7-11: It’s not you, it’s me.

Dear 7-11: It’s not you, it’s me.

The bar for bleak soups has been raised. Gauntlets have been thrown.  RISE TO THE CHALLENGE!  Name your bleak soup for a chance to win a copy of Sunday Soups. Leftovers are AWESOME.  Also ice cream makers.  And wine.

Jun, 27
Thursday Night Smackdown: A benefit of having big feet is that it is literally impossible to put one in your mouth

Thursday Night Smackdown: A benefit of having big feet is that it is literally impossible to put one in your mouth

Don’t forget to come up with the bleakest soup you can for a chance to win a copy of ‘Sunday Soups’! So everyone was all, like, “You have to get A Platter of Figs, it’s the best new cookbook ever, it babysits my kids and re-caulked my bathtub and helped me lose 47 pounds in ...

Jun, 25
Yesterday’s Best Google Search String and a Chance to Win

Yesterday’s Best Google Search String and a Chance to Win

“Bleak Soup.” What is the bleakest soup you can think of?  Random Number Generator Brian will choose from your bleak, bleak entries, and one of you will win a copy of Sunday Soup.  Tweet, post or Facebook (and let me know) for another entry.  Comments close Sunday at noon.

Jun, 25
Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 3

Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 3

Tonight’s masters: Rick Bayless (Frontera Grill and Tompolobampo, Chicago), Cindy Pawlcyn (Mustards Grill, Napa), Wilo Benet (Pikayo, Puerto Rico) and Ludo Lefebvre (Ludo Bites, floating restaurant). Bayless and Pawlcyn can cook their asses off. (I love her cookbook, even though every ingredient list is 17 pages long. His books aren’t too shabby either.)  Lefebvre seems ...

Jun, 24

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