Thursday Night Smackdown
I'm Michelle, and you're on Thursday Night Smackdown, the only food blog named "Most Likely to Say Something Completely Inappropriate to a Major Religious Figure." Do you like good food? Then stick around, loosen your belt and make yourself at home.
Rouse thyself from thine pork-induced coma (myself included)

Rouse thyself from thine pork-induced coma (myself included)

For tomorrow is the first Monday of the month! Three dollars. Two diners. Go!

May, 31
Climaxx (Get it? Two Xs, because it’s the second post, and…never mind.)

Climaxx (Get it? Two Xs, because it’s the second post, and…never mind.)

You are a sharp group, so it most likely has not escaped your attention that this is not a Thursday Night Smackdown.  A Smackdown tonight was really quite impossible, because (1) all the kitchen counters are covered in excess beer and (2) I crammed 10 days worth of cooking into 2 so now I get ...

May, 28
Climax

Climax

Pictures: You know you want them. I won’t tell if you start to gnaw on your monitor.

May, 27
Awesome Shit That I Want Tuesday

Awesome Shit That I Want Tuesday

SLEEP.  Dear god, I need to sleep.  Does anyone know where I can get some? I can pay for the good stuff. I don’t even need a real mattress or pillow; a big piece of cardboard and a beach towel would be fine.

May, 26
T-Minus 17 Hours: The Final Countdown

T-Minus 17 Hours: The Final Countdown

Suck on THIS.

May, 24
Phases 2 and 2a: Complete

Phases 2 and 2a: Complete

Phase 2.1: Admiration

May, 23
Phase I: Complete

Phase I: Complete

You want the barbeque porn? You get the barbeque porn. Phase 1.1: Stack ‘em up.

May, 22

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