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This artisanal post was handcrafted just for YOU using the finest in locally sourced vocabulary on 20 Apr 2009, and is filed under Crazie.

On not beating around the bush.

I’m doing badly. Like, not crying for 51% of the day is a massive victory. Hopefully it’s part of this major med change and things will turn around sooner rather than later, before I have to figure out a way to commit suicide with bacon (I mean, a quick one. I already know how to commit drawn-out bacon suicide.).

I’m going to keep up the liveblogging because it makes me feel better to chronicle the doings of those crazier than I, but for the rest of the time I’m trying to line up some guest posters to keep you entertained for the next week or two so you don’t have to read about the number of nights we order in or I eat toast for dinner. Sit tight.

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31 Comments

  1. Laura
    April 20, 2009

    Michelle–

    It’s Laura (of the highly inappropriately named Labrador, Anubis, fame). Sorry to hear you are doing so poorly and wish I could do more to help. I RT’d your RFP Tweet and will think good thoughts for you on getting some brilliant, witty, cookingly-talented fan to help you and for general improvement with your health.

  2. toontz
    April 20, 2009

    All I can do right now is send some sunny thoughts (hard to do from Wisconsin) your way.
    I wish I could help with the guest posting but I can’t even keep my own blog up and running (sigh). Take a break and take care of yourself.

  3. Karen@MIgnardise
    April 20, 2009

    In all seriousness, I love your honesty.
    Hang in there – this too shall pass.

  4. kristie
    April 20, 2009

    I read your blog always, but only comment sometimes. I adore your brain, and hope that it settles down soon.

    Props to you for being so self-aware, having a sense of humor about it, and being a bitchin’ cook. In the meantime, we’ll miss ya.

  5. Jamie
    April 20, 2009

    For what it’s worth, Michelle, I’m thinking good thoughts for you. Hope things get better soon! I think I speak for lots of us when I say your site is a blast to read and makes me want to cook more. It also makes me laugh like a motherf*@&er. We’ll be here when you’re up to posting again.

  6. Lee
    April 20, 2009

    Hang in there, even if you have to pile a couple of dogs on you to hold it together. We’ll be waiting for you when you get back.

  7. krysta
    April 20, 2009

    michelle, feel better soon. i wish i could say something or do something to help you feel better.

  8. Bev
    April 21, 2009

    We’ll be here with bells on, unless, you know, that might give you a headache.

  9. Lee Anne
    April 21, 2009

    A host of karmic bearhugs your way! I’m serious, a host. We’re talking Biblical plague-level here.

  10. Terri
    April 21, 2009

    Hope you’re feeling better soon – been thinking about you!

  11. kristin
    April 21, 2009

    I think “I adore your brain” by Kristie up there might be the best compliment I have ever seen.

    Good luck . . .

  12. kay
    April 21, 2009

    We got your back. We’ll keep each other entertained, albeit not as well as you do, until you get better. Hang tough. We love ya.

  13. Tina
    April 21, 2009

    No worries, we’ll be waiting for your return. Just snuggle up with those beautiful dogs of yours, and when you’re ready to come back, we’ll be here. It’s not like you could be replaced. What would we do without you?

  14. Aldyth
    April 21, 2009

    Take care of yourself and take the time that you need. We’ll be waiting when you return.

  15. Deacon
    April 21, 2009

    take care of you first,
    Thanks for sharing that with us and I know it will get better for you soon.

  16. Emily
    April 21, 2009

    I hope you feel better soon. You and that great husband of yours are in my thoughts. Take care of yourself.

  17. Kara
    April 21, 2009

    Go curl up on the couch with your puppies. Feel free to cry and scream and throw things. We’ll still be here when you feel like another awesome sarcasm filled cooking adventure.

  18. floretbroccoli
    April 21, 2009

    Perhaps you should consider letting some of your local, devoted readers make dinner for you while you’re going through a bad patch. Double blogs!

  19. Deanna
    April 21, 2009

    DONKEY! Oh, well maybe that didn’t make you feel better.

  20. Teh_elf
    April 21, 2009

    Hey, whatever–SHOW US YOUR TOAST!

    Just kidding. :-)

    Seriously, like everyone else is saying–take care of yourself. I’ve had major depressive episodes and I know how much they suck. Please don’t worry about us. We’re here for you, and just want to be well and happy.

  21. Kelly
    April 21, 2009

    Big hugs. I know what it’s like. Take care of you…it’s so very important!

  22. kaitlyn sage
    April 21, 2009

    Along with everyone else, I love reading what your brain has to say, tear-soaked or not, but you’ve got to take care of your own self. We will still be here when you get to feeling yourself again.

    I agree with those who suggest cuddling your dogs, unless they smell like mine, in which case I suggest looking at them lovingly and then sending them to the groomer pre-cuddling.

  23. jodi
    April 21, 2009

    If you DID post that you had toast for dinner…I’d feel so totally connected to you…since toast is one of the things I do really well. Actually, now that I think about it, I almost always burn it beyond the point where you can eat it. So maybe I actually NEED a post on toast. Post on toast…that rhymes…

    Feel better. *hugs*

  24. burkie
    April 21, 2009

    take care of yourself, darlin’. spring has sprung, despite evidence to the contrary, and you’ll be back, too. we’ll be here when you’re ready.

  25. Oh behalf of Khemasanine (my wee sister) and myself I tell you we are willing you better. Take a break and get yourself some relaxation. We’ll just hang out and be ready whenever you are.

  26. Wanda
    April 21, 2009

    Sorry to hear that you’re going through a bad patch. I share in all the good thoughts above re: your dogs, your brain, and toast. Take care and we’ll read you soon!

  27. fontaine
    April 22, 2009

    Hang in there. I enjoy your writing.

  28. [...] This is Heather.  She is batshit insane, and you can’t blame it on the succubus currently inhabiting her uterus, because she was always like this.  After you get through her barely-coherent rantings, read this week’s other guest posts from some other kick-ass bloggers, if you haven’t already. Which you should have. (If you’re wondering why all the guests: here.) [...]

  29. Feisty Bourbon Girl
    April 27, 2009

    Late to the party, but sending you some warm thoughts….believe me gurl, I BEEN THERE. The good thing about shitty times is they never stay that way. The only constant in this life is CHANGE, thank fucking god! :)

  30. [...] and wonderful and maybe a little scary crazy have jumped in to keep the fires a-burnin’; my sabbatical may be longer than planned, just so I can publish everyone’s glittering contributions.  Or [...]

  31. Ann Walker
    May 2, 2009

    Hi Michelle —Check out Superbrain Yoga. It might help. I just saw an example on YouTube and it looks easy and effective. Hang in there!!!

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