It can’t be all sunshine and rainbows.
I give you this line to contemplate: “What child doesn’t imagine a house made of meat during the holidays?” Does it resonate with you? If so, please stay far away from me at all times.
Seriously. Far away.
But it does sound enticing, no?
“Not only will you get the complete Hot Dog Hideaway, but also a set of meat landscaping materials to make pimento loaf trees and meatball bushes.”
Although I have to say, raise your hand if you would eat a pimento loaf tree if you were high. You know you would.
(A joke? Obviously, because their claim that it will “remain edible for 3 weeks at room temperature” is patently false; it would last 2 at best. But that does not change the fact that you would eat this if you were high.)
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