April 2009
A Trip Through Time and Space
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04.30.09Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 13Tonight, the final three: Redneck. Shiv. Dull Girl. If we get through another entire episode without someone getting shivved (can you use that as a verb?) I'm going to be seriously pissed, no matter how many times Ramsay calls someone a donkey. Come to think of it, I bet JP secretly shivs people, including customers he doesn't like. Can we give him his own show? Sigh. See you at nine. Keep going... No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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04.30.09I’m not dead yet….I think I’ll go for a walk now.1. Hell's Kitchen tonight. You should watch it. Because I watch it, and I write things, and I suffer, and no one likes to suffer alone. 2. Hobo Monday remains on in the style of Donkey Kong. It's next week. Get you chickpeas ready. Related posts:Not a Supermom Okay, fine, so technically I’m not ANY kind of mom.... Put your party pants on. The hobo wagon is coming.... Powering Down For the rest of this week, so I can power... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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04.29.09You should eat a little something. You look skinny.So many awesome and wonderful and maybe a little scary crazy have jumped in to keep the fires a-burnin'; my sabbatical may be longer than planned, just so I can publish everyone's glittering contributions. Or maybe I need to come back sooner, because I'm definitely getting one-upped by 1 or 2 people. Or several people. Or everyone. Seriously, people. Dial it down. One-upping me today is Minimally Invasive's Amy. Hopefully, I'll be having dinner with her and cook eat FRET this Friday if I can kick this fucking chest cold. Which better be just a cold, because if I have to ...
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04.28.09Awesome Shit I That Want TuesdaySay hi to Unintended Byproducts' Holly - she's done an excellent job finding some awesome shit that I want! Once you're done figuring out how to rob to pay for this awesome shit, why not read the past several guest posts from some other kick-ass bloggers, if you haven’t already? Which you should have. (If you’re wondering why all the guests: go here.) There's a lot of crazy house-y stuff out there. But my 'Christmas' 'Birthday' 'Buy Me Something Cause I'm Awesome' list is always evolving to include Michelle's finds (seriously, I want this platter in a bad, bad way). So, ...
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04.27.09Thomas-Fucking-Keller SmackdownPeter and Christey rock my world, and I worship at the altar of their photography. You will never take pictures as nice as theirs. AND: Thomas Keller. Once you finish this and complete your self-flagellation for your obviously inferior photography, why not read the past several guest posts from some other kick-ass bloggers, if you haven’t already? Which you should have. (If you’re wondering why all the guests: go here.) This is Peter from FotoCuisine. Christey and I are guest-smacking-down while Michelle is sorting out the lovely vintages residing in the wine cellar deep within her brain. I felt ...
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04.25.09Pregnancy is exactly the same, pretty much.This is Heather. She is batshit insane, and you can't blame it on the succubus currently inhabiting her uterus, because she was always like this. After you get through her barely-coherent rantings, read this week's other guest posts from some other kick-ass bloggers, if you haven't already. Which you should have. (If you're wondering why all the guests: go here.) Hi there, it's me, Heather of Gild the (Voodoo)lily, helpin' a sister out (yes, I am totally linking my own blog because Michelle asked us to say who we were in the post and I love hyperlinking I FUCKING LOVE IT). ...
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04.24.09Eppur Si MuoveMany thanks to today's poster Peter of Qui Si Mangia Bene who, aside from taunting me with this sandwich because I once again ate a bowl of Special K for lunch, gets +10 for using the phrase "holy fucking shitballs." Thank you for the homage, Peter. It's good to be back, albeit under difficult circumstances. A few of Michelle's blogger-type friends are going to fill in for her for a bit while she gets the training wheels back on her psyche enjoys some much-needed RnR. We all wish her the best, and you should too; only somebody certifiable in great ...
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04.23.09Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 12Three words: Better not suck. I medicated myself up with horse tranquilizers to be able to do this. Keep going... No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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04.22.09awesome shit that i want michelle to haveToday comes thanks to cook eat FRET's Claudia, who totally gets me because she's my secret internet girlfriend. Well, not so secret anymore. hi. claudia here from cook eat FRET filling in for michelle while she's having an extended manicure. on her brain. or something like that. Keep going... Related posts:Awesome Shit That I Want Monday Matt Armendariz uses them. And if he says use them,... Awesome Shit That I Want Monday File under “Irrational Love of Overpriced Ceramics.”... Awesome Shit That I Want Monday ... Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.
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04.21.09Smoked Pork Belly with LentilsMuchas gracias to today's guest poster, Marc of No Recipes, who greatly underestimates the size of his corner of blogscurity. His post, appropriately, is about pork. When Michelle asked me if I could guest blog, I was thrilled to have a chance to crawl out from my little corner of blogscurity and craft a riotous witty fun post for you all (who am I kidding, I can't possibly hope to be as entertaining as Michelle). I was also pretty excited at the prospect of being able to lift the self imposed censorship involved with having a PG-13 rated blog (I think ...
...as of late
- Smackdown: Pip Pip Cheerio!
- Liveblogging Top Chef DC: Episode 7
- ‘Tis the Season
- Awesome Shit That I Want Monday
- Wordless Weekend: Brownies
- Col du Tourmalet
i’m in it!
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don't steal my shit.
tag along with me
