Liveblogging Hell’s Kitchen: Episode 13
Tonight, the final three: Redneck. Shiv. Dull Girl. If we get through another entire episode without someone getting shivved (can you use that as a verb?) I’m going to be seriously pissed, no matter how many times Ramsay calls someone a donkey. Come to think of it, I bet JP secretly shivs people, including customers ...
I’m not dead yet….I think I’ll go for a walk now.
1. Hell’s Kitchen tonight. You should watch it. Because I watch it, and I write things, and I suffer, and no one likes to suffer alone. 2. Hobo Monday remains on in the style of Donkey Kong. It’s next week. Get you chickpeas ready.
You should eat a little something. You look skinny.
So many awesome and wonderful and maybe a little scary crazy have jumped in to keep the fires a-burnin’; my sabbatical may be longer than planned, just so I can publish everyone’s glittering contributions. Or maybe I need to come back sooner, because I’m definitely getting one-upped by 1 or 2 people. Or several people. ...
Awesome Shit I That Want Tuesday
Say hi to Unintended Byproducts‘ Holly – she’s done an excellent job finding some awesome shit that I want! Once you’re done figuring out how to rob to pay for this awesome shit, why not read the past several guest posts from some other kick-ass bloggers, if you haven’t already? Which you should have. (If ...
Thomas-Fucking-Keller Smackdown
Peter and Christey rock my world, and I worship at the altar of their photography. You will never take pictures as nice as theirs. AND: Thomas Keller. Once you finish this and complete your self-flagellation for your obviously inferior photography, why not read the past several guest posts from some other kick-ass bloggers, if you ...
Pregnancy is exactly the same, pretty much.
This is Heather. She is batshit insane, and you can’t blame it on the succubus currently inhabiting her uterus, because she was always like this. After you get through her barely-coherent rantings, read this week’s other guest posts from some other kick-ass bloggers, if you haven’t already. Which you should have. (If you’re wondering why ...
Eppur Si Muove
Many thanks to today’s poster Peter of Qui Si Mangia Bene who, aside from taunting me with this sandwich because I once again ate a bowl of Special K for lunch, gets +10 for using the phrase “holy fucking shitballs.” Thank you for the homage, Peter. It’s good to be back, albeit under difficult circumstances. ...