Comments on: Happiness is a Warm Gun

By: edgertor

edgertor — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:03:41 +0000

yes, the hydrogen peroxide totally works, just a tiny amount. but then it’s sad bc they balefully glare like “just what did you just give me?!?” and then heave up whatever badness they ingested.

By: Lee Anne

Lee Anne — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:36:57 +0000

Self-flagellation is so much more badass than wearing itchy hairshirts. It’s like tattoos instead of flannel – you know that hipster means business. Anyway, holy CRAP! I’m moving to DC in May so I might actually be able to make it; now you’ve got me all excited. I’ll see if I can catch a ride over with Robyn again.

By: michelle

michelle — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:37:50 +0000

kirby, uncooked, they kinda do. even cooked, they look a little poop-esque. but they taste SO GOOD.

lee anne, are you in town this memorial day? cuz we’re smokin’ it up again. also, i’ll accept hair-shirt penitence rather than beating yourself over the head.

By: Lee Anne

Lee Anne — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:40:34 +0000

Michelle! I’m beating myself over the head now for not keeping up with your blog since Robyn brought me along to last summer’s Smoke-A-Thon – how’d I see fit to deprive myself so? You rock my Internet-world, and your shit really does look damn tasty.

By: Kirby!

Kirby! — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:33:36 +0000

I don’t think they look like dog shit. I think they look like heaven. LITERALLY. Oh wait, I don’t really believe in heaven. And I don’t think it would look like a pile of raw cookie dough. But yeah, these look unbelievable– I love fudgy cookies.

By: michelle

michelle — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:25:20 +0000

terri, the cookies are divine. also, i am not a bitch. emily, i almost want to have a baby, just for the cloth diapers. it's a sickness i have, this evangelism for the cloth diapers. sherpas, i ALSO have girl nights on monday because that's when brian has band practice. but it's usually not about cookies because i'm writing about whatever cheap crap i cooked for dinner. like tonight. also: land manatee = hilarious. is that anything like the land shark? pam, no, you don't alternate. you watch tyra until you can't take it anymore, and then you jump ship for mike. allison, i concur. also under used: to have something "stuck in [one's] craw." trishy, intrigued....frightened. not sure which will win out. jhlpices, mike rowe even without chocolate = happiness. did you know he's a trained opera singer? toylady, yet. maybe he just hasn't gotten drunk enough. karen, the dogs are very loveable. except when you want to kill them. but i guess that's part of the beauty of dogs. kj, my thoughts exactly. in the episodes i saw, it was the first season, he wasn't orange, and his hair was brown. and i thought, "why, mr. jay? why?" margot, i shouldn't throw stones in my glass house, but that show horrifies me. christie, you haven't lived until you've tasted my schwetty balls. and if that doesn't translate over the pond, you've gotta go hulu that shit. sara, they're super easy. i will say, the "only baking a few" requires a LOT of self control. more than i have.

By: Sara

Sara — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:41:15 +0000

Wow, those cookies look amazing. I hate baking, but I may just have to bake some of these up, especially since I can freeze the dough and just bake a couple at a time when I’m in NEED of a chocolate-hazelnutty fix.

By: Christie @ Fig & Cherry

Christie @ Fig & Cherry — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:04:34 +0000

The hazelnuts shot is pure food porn for me! I love (hazel)nuts

Did you like that one Michelle? Hehe.

By: Margot

Margot — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:08:22 +0000

Ha, sounds very much like girls’ night at my house, which is me and my dog watching “Millionaire Matchmaker” together. I totally want to try those cookies.

By: KJ

KJ — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:25:46 +0000

Yes why is it desirable to have silver hair when your favourite skin colour is tic tac orange!!!! Mr Jay is an oompa loompa at heart. Which makes me question his right to gived fashion advice to young girls.

And yummy cookies by the way!!