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TNS: Separate is not equal, except when everything sucks equally.

TNS: Separate is not equal, except when everything sucks equally.

Sigh. It’s not as bad as the night we tried to LIVE IT UP with Paula Deen and ended up with what was essentially a mayonnaise casserole, but it’s not good and is made even more tragic by its source: Suzanne Goin!  Sunday Suppers at Lucques! I can sum it up for you in one ...

Feb, 13
Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 12

Liveblogging Top Chef: Episode 12

I don’t really remember what is supposed to happen this week, although I’ve been having dreams about Leah being literally thrown under a bus all week.  No, I’m here to warn you that it is inevitable that something is going to go screwy with the site, probably more than once, during this episode.  WordPress doesn’t ...

Feb, 11
Get your train hoppin’ shoes resoled!

Get your train hoppin’ shoes resoled!

It’s time for The Recession Special: Hobo Mondays! I’ve got my bindle all a-packed.

Feb, 11
Called Out: An apology in four parts.

Called Out: An apology in four parts.

This has not been a good week for me in terms of not being a big fat liar.

Feb, 10
Cheap Ass Monday: Stop me, oh-ho-oh, stop me.

Cheap Ass Monday: Stop me, oh-ho-oh, stop me.

Stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before.* Pasta e lenticchie mediorientale. That is, pasta and lentils, a classic Neapolitan dish, with a Middle Eastern twist. As far as I can recall, unlike last week, I have not already written this post before. Go me! Short-term memory rules! *Nothing’s changed; I still ...

Feb, 09
February First Thursday: Romance my ass. No really, woo it.

February First Thursday: Romance my ass. No really, woo it.

This month was all about romantic cliches. Yes, I made a grilled cheese sandwich, but I think I acquitted myself admirably with the post itself. Your entries below the jump – nice job, everyone! – plus some EXCITING NEWS about the future of TNS-related food events.

Feb, 08
Weekend Frig: He’s crying on the inside

Weekend Frig: He’s crying on the inside

Sometimes it’s not the actual food that’s fucked-up (although it usually is), sometimes it’s just the packaging.

Feb, 07

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