TNS: My husband is a cheap son of a bitch.
ETA: Please, NO COMMISERATING. It usually just makes me feel worse because no two people with mental illness are ever in the same place, and I need to be working through my own shit instead of comparing myself to others. However, rooting for me is totally acceptable and is encouraged. They tell me that eventually ...
Liveblogging Top Chef: Finale, Part 1
Finale. New Orleans. Schmemeril. FABIO!! sporting a troubling fauxhawk, and I say that as one who has had a TOTALLY KICKIN’ one and knows her way around a fauxhaux. Also, the fauxhauk activates my vituperative Ilan hatred. The site did not crash during last week’s ep, but this knowledge does not subdue my agita in ...
That’s right fuckers, grass and milk. Grass and milk.
No one wanted to learn about this. Grass and milk, you said. We’d rather learn about a dish that looks like it has roux and/or cheese, because we love creamy delicious things, and we can’t imagine that sieve of grass and milk representing anything good. Oh, ye of little faith. Granted, it’s not like I’m ...
Monday Stimulus Package: The Will of the People Be Done
The People Have Spoken. So I added the chives on top for a little contrast, and to make this look a little less like dog food. It’s a little trick I use that decreases enhances my effectiveness as a food stylist. Food too beige? Prop a chive on it. Looks a little too much like ...
Democracy in Action!
THE POLLS HAVE OFFICIALLY CLOSED: THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, AND THEY DEMAND SHELLFISH. Item number 2 has been chosen, so you’ll never know what was in picture number 1. Well, until tomorrow, when I tell you. But for tonight, off to write about item 2: Best-Ever Shrimp and Grits. Cheap Ass Monday is on hiatus ...
Holiday Frig: Happy Frigging Valentine’s Day
You know, I really don’t have to write this stupid blog anymore, because I’m on the brink of immense wealth. Check out this awesome offer I got today. It’s the best Valentine’s Day ever!