TNS: Were the instructions written by a Chinese hairless crested?
If you don’t know what a Chinese hairless crested is, it’s this. Or as I like to call it, “the dog that should not be.” You may wonder why they are in the title. I will to esplain: these are Lidia Bastianich recipes, and she’s relatively hairless. And Chinese hairless crested are dogs, so they’d ...
Liveblogging Top Chef: Finale, Part 2
Final 3. Bug-eyed awesome lady. Fairly useless guy from Colorado. Douchebag from Finland. Not that I am in any way biased. I will have ongoing backup of the post, so if Bluehost craps out again just wait ’til the end and the whole post should be up in short order, and you can read it ...
Top Chef: Call the Trifecta and Win!
I’ll be here at 10 for all the low blows and last-minute speeding busses under which one could be thrown, but for right now, let’s predict. Who takes it, and in what order are the others booted? All those who correctly call the trifecta have a shot at winning Charlie Palmer’s Practical Guide to the ...
We’ve gotta get this shit back to normal.
Re: “My Husband is a Cheap Son of a Bitch”: My husband remains NOT a cheap son of a bitch; in fact, spending money freely is one of his favorite activities. I’m just checking in to tell you that in taking a second look at my analytics I’ve noticed that ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THREE ...
I hope you’re satisfied, you shrieking harpies.
Series of related equations, in the key of bacon.