Allons, enfents de la Frigging Patrie.

BOILERPLATE: Have you heard? I’m a finalist in the 2009 Bloggies. Best-Kept Secret Blog! No shitting. In honor of this momentous occasion, I’ve added a new page to the site specifically to pander for votes.

It’s been a while since we’ve contemplated horrifying foodstuffs, has it not? I mean, except for this, but I think the jury’s still out on whether it’s actually a bad idea or not.   The jury, however, is unanimous in its rejection of the following; the image below gives me the serious heebie jeebies.

The only hint I will give you: it is NOT a toast-loving slug:

Anarchivist, this is a new low.

And so we end this post as we end all The Frig? posts, with the question posed by the famous Bernard Pivot:  The Frig?

Also, a hearty thank you to everyone who helped me win Best Food Blog – Humor in this year’s Food Blog Awards.   I fully concede that I only won because David Lebovitz did not pick up the red phone to activate his legions of fans.  Thank you for butting out, Lebovitz.

0 thoughts on “Allons, enfents de la Frigging Patrie.

  1. Congrats on being the winningest humor food blog out there, Michelle.

    Also, I vote for sundried tomato puree over melted cheese on wheat toast. OR ketchup-Sriracha mix squirted over a piece of clear melted plastic on toast. Just sayin’.

  2. BHL, that sounds far better than the reality.

    dawnalee, if that’s what “fry sauce” looks like, i’m not sure i want to ask you to tell me what it is.

    kate, thanks! also, you are getting warmer and both of those things sound absolutely disgusting. well played!

    GP, i’m glad i didn’t drive you away. tonight there will be a post about actual edible food, i promise.

    cindy: no.

    eddie, would that it were; would that it were.

  3. The orange-ish squirt looks like a cheezie that’s gone nuclear. (And, for some reason, I think the ‘eater’ of this might need a trip to the bathroom afterwards…)

  4. Yay you! When I was finally able to do so, I voted my little heart out for you.

    I think that thing is one of those fish noodles you made a while back, but decided to try to add a little ketchup to see if it would improve the taste.

  5. It looks like some nasty bird poop on a melted cafeteria spoon all on top of some old diner wheat toast. Even though you told me what it is, it still looks like that to me. And no, I don’t know what kind of bird would poop that. I wouldn’t want to know.

  6. y’all, every single one of your answers is more revolting than what’s actually pictured (not that that detracts from the grossness in any way).

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