What do I have that’s worth living for? Top Chef, that’s what. Well, that and whole wheat-and-nutella sandwiches. So see you tomorrow night, suckers.
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I’m only mostly dead.
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please, bestow your words of wisdom upon us that we may bask in the glow of your superior intellect.
Don't say anything I wouldn't say. No selling shit.
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...as of late
- Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Screw you, Mizrahi
- Tight Ass Tuesday: Seriously, whitewash this fence
- Awesome Shit I Want Monday & A Not-So-Bleak Announcement
- The Bleakest of the Bleak
- Dear 7-11: It’s not you, it’s me.
- Thursday Night Smackdown: A benefit of having big feet is that it is literally impossible to put one in your mouth
- Yesterday’s Best Google Search String and a Chance to Win
- Liveblogging Top Chef Masters: Episode 3
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stimulate the holy hell outta the economy
Gossip Girl is worth living for. Chuck Bass is so broody and f***able for a 17 year old (don’t look at me like that - he’s like 22 in real life).
Is your Miracle Pill coated with Nutella instead of the standard chocolate?
Please don’t die before you get to see the new judge. Or before you finish your jar of delicious Nutella. That would be so wasteful.
Please don’t die before you get to see the new judge. Or before you finish your jar of delicious Nutella. That would be so wasteful.
Oops, sorry.
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