This artisanal post was handcrafted just for YOU using the finest in locally sourced vocabulary on 06 Jan 2009, and is filed under admin.

I’m only mostly dead.

What do I have that’s worth living for? Top Chef, that’s what. Well, that and whole wheat-and-nutella sandwiches. So see you tomorrow night, suckers.

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Heather
January 6, 2009

Gossip Girl is worth living for. Chuck Bass is so broody and f***able for a 17 year old (don’t look at me like that – he’s like 22 in real life).
Rachel (S[d]OC)
January 7, 2009

Is your Miracle Pill coated with Nutella instead of the standard chocolate?
Sara
January 7, 2009

Please don’t die before you get to see the new judge. Or before you finish your jar of delicious Nutella. That would be so wasteful.
Sara
January 7, 2009

Please don’t die before you get to see the new judge. Or before you finish your jar of delicious Nutella. That would be so wasteful.
Sara
January 7, 2009

Oops, sorry.
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