Are you ready for Rocco DiSpirito and his frozen-Italian-food-shilling, preternaturally smooth and unlined face? I’m not! But join me here anyway.
“The IC3 concept consists of a computerized shaft with 3 interchangeable eating apparatuses; fork, spoon, and knife. The fork analyzes composition such as fat, protein, sugars. The spoon measures weight, and the knife takes temperature readings. Together this info creates a detailed report on what you’re eating.” (From Yanko Design)
Then it feeds the info right into a database at my insurance company, and my coverage gets dropped.
But you can’t catch me: I’ll eat with my hands, fuckers.
There will be no Cheap Ass Monday tonight, in recognition of the fact that I have just completed NaBloPoMo AND I had to wake up at 4:30 this morning to get some relatives to the airport for a hellaciously early flight.
Instead, a reminder: This Thursday is the First Thursday. Visit the page to consult the rules and check out this month’s valuable giveaway (which is nice, people, so really, I need to see some entries here). The theme: hors d’oeuvres. Perfect, since you’re recipe-testing for your New Years’ Eve cocktail party. Get crack-a-lackin’!
All you dozens of readers who moan every month about how you forgot and you’ll do it next month and you were trapped in a burning barn under a fallen rafter and blah blah blah. NO MORE EXCUSES. THERE IS NO TRY, THERE IS ONLY DO OR DO NOT.