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This artisanal post was handcrafted just for YOU using the finest in locally sourced vocabulary on 27 Dec 2008, and is filed under the frig?.

Weekend Frig: Yes, I am 12 Years Old

But you already knew that.

This pic was taken by faithful and intrepid reader Gary, also known as my father-in-law. Because he is also 12 years old, or possibly younger, so point the finger at him if it brings on an attack of the vapors.

Yes, I know people in other English-speaking countries have different words for things and why should this be funny? But I speak American English and it just fucking is, like “bumbershoot.”

See? Spicy cock. You know you are laughing, at least on the inside.

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12 Comments

  1. Erin
    December 27, 2008

    My boyfriend giggled like a 12-year-old when he saw this post over my shoulder. Well done ;)

  2. rich
    December 27, 2008

    I am *such* a child.

  3. Jules
    December 27, 2008

    Apparently I am 12 years old as well. I have that same picture on my phone!

  4. Erin
    December 27, 2008

    I have a packet of this in my cabinet because it made my husband giggle, too.

  5. TSQ75
    December 27, 2008

    HA! we collect “have to see to believe” cans and things from the store, and we have this very packet on display in the kithchen…always a conversation piece.

  6. Maryann
    December 27, 2008

    Must add this to our collection. Along with the spotted dick. We are 10 years old, so imagine our delight complete with the giggles, finger pointing and other inappropreate references. Tee hee hee

  7. Anna
    December 29, 2008

    I use Cock brand fish sauce, just because I giggle every time I see it in the cupboard.

  8. Deanna
    December 29, 2008

    Yep, we’ve got a packet in our kitchen too!

  9. Traci (Soup of The Day)
    December 30, 2008

    That’s really funny…..

  10. ErikaK
    December 31, 2008

    So does it being Jamaican make it more special? Hehe, yes I’m 12 also.

  11. Choosy Beggar Tina
    January 2, 2009

    Um….

    http://www.choosy-beggars.com/index.php/2008/07/19/cock-brand-fish-sauce/

    Yeaaaaaah……we’ll see you at the kiddie table.

  12. Shannon
    January 7, 2009

    That’s like Sriracha Sauce being referred to, not necessarily advertised as, but referred to as’Cock Sauce’… Simply because there is a Rooster as the Logo on the front of the bottle. Hilarious. Yes… I can sometimes be a 12 year old boy as well.

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