This carrot is not safe for work.
Seriously, it’s not.
It came in our CSA box this week. I can assure you that the back is as disturbing as the front.
Told you so.
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Giving a new meaning to the term “food porn”
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don't steal my shit.
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i’m at a loss for words.
Mmmm yummy! I’d gobble it right up
Oh. My. God. You got a horny carrot!
Ha! Do your CSA folks know you’re … well, you? Maybe they saved it specially for you!
Heehee. Back when I used to work in a restaurant kitchen, we’d always find these types of things and then proudly put them on display the rest of the day. I love dirty carrots.
I once found a sweet potato that would be a match made in heaven for that carrot: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/trepannypeck/IMG_2698_crop_1_1.jpg
That’s one sexy carrot.
A little “hippy,” I’d say….
And packing!
That is an absolute scream. Talk about being naughty or nice…
Uhhh… but isn’t it pointing in the wrong direction?
shhhhhhhhhh… I’m calling from my cell phone… Uh… Could someone please get Human Resources? I am on the prep line face to…. face… with a mutant carrot…
it’s……. circumstantial?
It has a forked dick. Like an opossum. *shudder*
can we PLEASE get trepannypeck’s sweet potato and that carrot to mate??? a new breed of “root” vegetable perhaps!!
Holy Fucking Shit!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I got some that looked sorta like that out of my Grandma’s garden, but none as perfect as yours!
Please put away the peeler.
[...] percent of you is porn. So what’s so offensive about root vegetables with freakishly humanoid genitalia? That fucking carrot caused my readership to plummet like a sackful of kittens tied to a cinder [...]
i’m not offended at all by this. in fact, i’d love it if you can find 12 more of them so i can serve them as a first course for christmas eve dinner. please?
[...] I don’t mean in the gross way, like with the carrot; I’ve learned my lesson [...]
it’s a gentile
just looking at the carrot makes me wet