“The IC3 concept consists of a computerized shaft with 3 interchangeable eating apparatuses; fork, spoon, and knife. The fork analyzes composition such as fat, protein, sugars. The spoon measures weight, and the knife takes temperature readings. Together this info creates a detailed report on what you’re eating.” (From Yanko Design)
Then it feeds the info right into a database at my insurance company, and my coverage gets dropped.
But you can’t catch me: I’ll eat with my hands, fuckers.